Christopherson Maynes, a 20-year-old Arizona man, has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a female horse. He was reportedly caught engaging in sexual intercourse with the mare on a property in Dateland on Monday afternoon.How can you live in DATEland and get stuck with a horse?
Maynes was arrested by police after he was reportedly found having sex wth a female horse. Police even secured video evidence of the alleged sexual act.
"Of course she's a female! Do I look like some kinda pervert?"
He was booked in the Yuma County Detention Center for bestiality, indecent exposure and animal cruelty.
"Animal cruelty?" He must be hung like a... Never mind.
"Deputies were able to recover video evidence of the suspect," Alfonso Zavala of the Yuma County Sheriff’s Office said.
So not only was he bangin' Mrs. Ed, but he was preserving it for posterity?
Deputies initially responded to a call of animal cruelty. The individual who reported the incident said he caught Maynes having sex with the animal.
"Here you! Unhand that beast!"
"That ain't me hand!"
The full police statement read: "On Monday, May 29, 2017 at approximately 4:50 p.m., the Yuma County Sheriff’s Office responded to the 1400 block of North Catalina Road in Dateland, AZ in reference to an animal cruelty case. Upon arrival, Deputies met with the reporting party who stated that the suspect had been caught having sexual intercourse with a mare on the property.
"If it's that much of a hassle I'll marry the bit-- mare!"
Christopherson Maynes, 20, of Dateland, was arrested and booked into the Yuma County Detention Center for bestiality, indecent exposure and animal cruelty."
"Come on, sheriff! What's the big deal? It ain't like she's a filly!"
This is not the first reported incident of sexual activity between a human and horse. Earlier this year an individual from Wakefield in the U.K. was jailed for having sex with a horse after his DNA was recovered from the animal.
Ew. Just ew.