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Mother Beats Up Daughter’s Rival at School, Destroys Girl’s Car with Ax
2017-03-31
[Breitbart] A Florida mother faces multiple charges after she went to her daughter’s high school around the end of the school day and beat up the girl who was her daughter’s rival, police say.

Police said Ernstlatta LaFrance, 30, hit the Carol City High School student and knocked her phone out of her hand, the New York Daily News reported.

But the fight did not end there. The victim went to LaFrance’s townhouse to retrieve her phone when LaFrance allegedly broke the girl’s finger and used an ax to destroy her car.

Police said LaFrance’s partner, Erlisa Evans, 28, got involved in the incident when she came outside the home and fired three gunshots into the air, according to an arrest report.

Evans now faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and firing a gun into the air, Fox News reported.
Posted by:Besoeker

#10  Ax 'em to keep the noise down.

Martin Luther King was no saint, but I'd wager he'd be *shocked* at how many steps backward his people have taken in the last 4 decades.
Posted by: Crusader   2017-03-31 22:41  

#9  wow. just wow
Posted by: Frank G   2017-03-31 20:21  

#8  "There's a place," sings LaFrance, "where... Good heavens!
Regardez Erlisa's size sevens!"
Sighs Evans, much taken,
"That sheet is sure shakin',"
Admiring Ernstlatta's elevens.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2017-03-31 16:26  

#7  Ernstlatta LaFrance and her partner, Erlisa Evans

C'mon now, ya gotta be making this shit up!
Posted by: Frank G   2017-03-31 15:50  

#6  Nothing raises a kids stock among their peers than having their parents get involved. /sarc
Posted by: rjschwarz   2017-03-31 13:59  

#5  still enough science morality left

Kept up with Global Warming or Cold Fusion?
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-03-31 11:30  

#4  Not totally mired g(r)om but definitely bogged down some.

There's still enough science morality left that while we're on the slippery road to hell (or Albquerque) we're not there yet.

Do I win a prize for mixing metaphors? How about Martinis?
Posted by: AlanC   2017-03-31 10:42  

#3  Were do you think we're now, AC?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-03-31 10:18  

#2  There are so many things wrong with this story that I wouldn't know where to start.

How far down will we define deviancy before society becomes totally mired in this toxic dysfunction?
Posted by: AlanC   2017-03-31 08:15  

#1  Ax 'em to keep the noise down.
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-03-31 01:37  

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