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Barbra Streisand Claims Donald Trump Is Making Her Gain Weight |
2017-03-06 |
Seems to be "triggered" into pancakes. So, who's making her [insert favorite adjective here]? 500 quatloos to best entry! |
Posted by:Blossom Unains5562 |
#17 Ja wohl, Alan. :-D |
Posted by: Barbara 2017-03-06 20:11 |
#16 Learned the difference btw fressen & essen at my grandmothers knee 60 years ago. Children essed and pets fressed. |
Posted by: AlanC 2017-03-06 15:10 |
#15 Babs has a 'nose' for bs and it's weighing her down. |
Posted by: warthogswife 2017-03-06 14:38 |
#14 I caught the fressen remark. Zenobia---Well done! No pun intended. |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2017-03-06 13:57 |
#13 Two delightful turns from Zenobia F and Frank G. A note with regard to "Please, Prez, call this fresser": In German, the verb essen, to eat only refers to what people do. Fressen, to eat means when animals gobble their food without even the thought of manners. I discovered accidentally that the two terms are not interchangeable, no matter what my various German-English dictionaries say. Trust our Zenobia F to come up with yet another multilingual reference -- and this is just the audience able to appreciate such things properly. :-) |
Posted by: trailing wife 2017-03-06 13:49 |
#12 She eats all those pancakes in loving memory of Rachel Corrie. |
Posted by: regular joe 2017-03-06 13:22 |
#11 wasn't she supposed to leave the country? |
Posted by: Jan 2017-03-06 12:52 |
#10 The good news is that if she's eating she can't sing. |
Posted by: Abu Uluque 2017-03-06 11:49 |
#9 "Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair? Me, here, putting on pounds, You with the hair. Bring on the pounds" |
Posted by: Frank G 2017-03-06 10:00 |
#8 Southpark had this plot many years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeZC67Qr-68 |
Posted by: lord garth 2017-03-06 06:42 |
#7 Her body is trying to catch up with her bloated ego |
Posted by: Cheaderhead 2017-03-06 05:57 |
#6 Please, just KEEP EATING ! |
Posted by: Besoeker 2017-03-06 03:58 |
#5 At breakfast, alone, she's indignant. Existence grows empty and stagnant. Please, Prez, call this fresser And help her address her Obsession with Donald Trump regnant. |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2017-03-06 03:56 |
#4 I thought she was moving to Canada or Oz if Trump won. What is she still doing in country? She's been told - by people who ought to know, that Trump's presidency is not for long. |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2017-03-06 02:42 |
#3 I thought she was moving to Canada or Oz if Trump won. What is she still doing in country? |
Posted by: 3dc 2017-03-06 02:25 |
#2 I wonder if my wife will buy that excuse from me? |
Posted by: Glenmore 2017-03-06 01:31 |
#1 No, your fat mouth is making you gain weight. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2017-03-06 00:26 |