While most of us might agree that a Valentine's Day date at a fast food joint is kind of the worst thing ever, Burger King is prepared to fight that stigma. This year, the Israeli version of the OG chain is offering a romantic boxed food for two called the Adults Meal--designed for those 18 and older, so bring your ID--that comes with two Whoppers, two packets of fries, two beers, and a "romantic adult toy." Spoiler alert: That means s*x toy.
"Kids' meal? That's for kids," the commercial's narrator seductively declares, before informing us that "Burger King presents the Adults Meal, with an adult toy inside. Only on Valentine's Day." The deal will only be available at BK locations in Israel on Feb. 14, from 6 p.m. until closing.
Based on the commercial ad agency Leo Burnett Israel released, the adult toy options are more gimmicky than risque, and include a lacy blindfold, a tiny feather duster, and ... a head massager? Hey, we won't judge the people out there with scalp fetishes. But we're hoping the blindfold comes wrapped in plastic, because putting a grease-soaked mask on your face can't be good for those sebaceous filaments you've been trying to beat.
Can't get to Israel but still want your share of the fast-food approach to love? French Burger King locations are offering a Valentine's Cup for two features a lid with two holes for bendy straws, so you and your loved one can share a drink without spillage. Now that's romance!
No word on whether American locations plan to step up their love game, but until we hear, we suggest you check out the commercial for Burger King Israel's Adults Meals below.
Try this in one of the seven countries with the travel suspension and see how far you get. :-)