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Home Front: Culture Wars
Now People Are Identifying as Mermaids
2017-01-18
Full link at the Daily Mail.
Excerpt: "Environmental policy student
Surprise!
Tessie was inspired to become a sea cow mermaid ever since she attended a magical mermaid school in the exotic Philippines three years ago. Once she slides her tail on and becomes Mermaid Essie, she says her worries disappear and the magical feeling of invincibility and power arises.
And as a person of mer, she voted for Hillary...
The 24-year-old said: ’I have a lot of body insecurities,
Nothing a little silicone can't, apparently, fix.
Those aren't the only insecurities you have, sweetie...
I think a lot of people do. When I am in my tail I don’t feel insecure anymore.
"It's just like last year when I was a unicorn!"
Because it suddenly doesn’t matter what size I am because I am a mermaid and that is what people really focus on.’
WARNING: Photo can't be unseen.
Especially that of the "mer-person". Honest. We're warning you. Don't go there.
If only she were four. It would be really sweet on a four year old.
Posted by:Blossom Unains5562

#14  "Ever get that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?"
Posted by: Frank G   2017-01-18 16:11  

#13  "Sorry g(r)omgoru, Sunkist doesn't want Mermaids with good taste, they want mermaids that taste good."

You're gonna need a bigger gravy boat.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2017-01-18 14:54  

#12  "Sorry g(r)omgoru, Sunkist doesn't want Mermaids with good taste, they want mermaids that taste good."
(Apologies to Charlie)
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2017-01-18 14:34  

#11  It depends. Do you have a thing for mermaids?
Posted by: gorb   2017-01-18 13:10  

#10  Am I correct in assuming that clicking on the link and seeing the pix of the "mermaid" in question might adversely affect my supper retention?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2017-01-18 12:47  

#9  'Piece of tail'.... the origins.
Posted by: Besoeker   2017-01-18 09:17  

#8  And I identify as a merxer, skipping right on past the double dog dare.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2017-01-18 09:16  

#7  When I am in my tail I don’t feel insecure anymore.

Me too.
Posted by: Skidmark   2017-01-18 09:15  

#6  Mr. B, that kind of comment will get you pummeled to death with once-worn shoes. Be careful dude!
Posted by: Steve White   2017-01-18 09:10  

#5  Just think of the additional closet space and money saved on shoes !
Posted by: Besoeker   2017-01-18 08:10  

#4  She's just hoping to meet Poseidon and see his sea cucumber...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2017-01-18 08:09  

#3  I think I'll identify as a greek god...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2017-01-18 01:14  

#2  She looks like a man - that figures.
Posted by: Raj   2017-01-18 00:37  

#1  My first impression is that she's a beluga.
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2017-01-18 00:33  

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