(RAB) in Joynagar area under Ishwardi upazila of Pabna district."It's the RAB! Open indiscriminate fire!"
The identities of the dear departed could not be ascertained yet.
[BANG! BANG! BANGETY BANG!]
"Aaaiiieee! Rosebud!"
"Who wuz dat?"
"Dunno! Keep firing!"
[BANG! BANG! BANGETY BANG!"
RAB 12 Company Commander ASP Beena Rani Das told the Dhaka Tribune: "Acting on a tip-off,
[RING!]
Cop shoppe! Sergeant Shafiq speaking!
Lissen! Dis is Mahmoud da Weasel! I got a tip for youse...
we conducted a drive to catch a group of 15 robbers who were looting a rice mill in the area around 3:30am on Friday."
"Harrr! Bring up the rickshaw, boys! I smell rice!"
"Sensing our presence, the robbers opened fire targeting us."
"It is they! Quick, lads! The shutter gun!"
[KERPOW!]
"Take that, coppers!"
In retaliation, RAB fired back that left two robbers dead on the spot.
[BANGETTA BANGETTA BANG BANG BANG!]
"Take that, foul miscreants!"
"Aaaiiieee! I am undone!"
"There goes another one! Who was that?"
"Dunno! Wudn't me!"
She said the elite force also detained five maimed robbers with the help of locals and one of them died on way to hospital.
[gasp] [rattle] rosebud!
Besides, two rice-laden trucks were seized in the drive.