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The Amazon reviews of Donald Trump's tree ornament are the best thing you'll read today
2016-11-25
Donald Trump is the President-elect of the United States, but he's still a crafty businessman, so it should come as no surprise that the billionaire has a plan to capitalize on your holiday cheer in the form of licensed ornaments.

One ornament in particular -- modeled after the now iconic, ill-fitting red cap that became a symbol of the Trump movement -- has accumulated over 1,200 reviews on Amazon, and they're some of the best pieces of writing you're going to find anywhere online.

The reviews, which range in length from a sentence or two to full-fledged stories, are almost entirely tongue-in-cheek, but rather scathing nonetheless. There's many references to Trump's alleged mistreatment of women, views on immigrants, and overall abrasive personality:
(Images of some clever comments here are available at link.)
Many of the reviews also make reference to the fact that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote in the 2016 Presidential race, but Trump was elected due to his majority of electoral college votes:
(And here.)
Some reviewers clearly put some additional thought into their writing, even going so far as to bring President Obama into the mix:
(And here.)
And, of course, you don't have to look far to find a reference to Trump's freakishly small hands:
(And here.)
It's Amazon's shockingly lax review policy that makes this kind of mass-reviewing possible.
Obviously, Amazon hasn't gotten into censoring the fake news thing yet, or they'd be gone, of course.
The site doesn't require verification of a product purchase before allowing users to write reviews of virtually anything they want. Verified purchases show up with their own special tag, but hundreds of fake reviews flood a product, you'd be hard pressed to find a confirmed buyer anywhere in the crowd.
(And here.)
The company has, in the past, culled obviously fake reviews under similar circumstances, so it's likely that Trump's little red hat will see a similar ratings purge at some point in the near future.
They're all just jealous, obviously.
Posted by:gorb

#2  At least they aren't saying they're posting positive reviews for fear of getting killed posting a negative one (a la HRC's pathetic book.)
Posted by: Pappy   2016-11-25 13:24  

#1  Talk about true tales of butt-hurt! Very funny stuff!
Posted by: Blossom Unains5562   2016-11-25 01:48  

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