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Anguished by Trump, Lena Dunham Flees to Posh Arizona Resort, Asks Rocks for 'Guidance'
2016-11-18
Woke celeb Lena Dunham sought solace in the Arizona wilderness this week as she works to overcome her post-election anxiety. She posted of photo on Instagram that shows her hiking in a fashionable sports bra and flashing a "true smile" while hiking in exclusive Sedona, Ariz., on Monday.

Sedona is home to a number of facilities offering "spiritual retreats," "vision quests," and other forms of "emotional healing" adventures. In a note accompanying her Instagram post, Dunham expressed love for her fans and described how she had "whispered some wishes for you into the big red rock" after asking "the Canyon for some guidance."

Dunham's spirit quest mirrors a plot line in the most recent season of her HBO show, "Girls", in which her character Hannah goes on a new age retreat in the wilderness, walks around in a sports bra, and has a lesbian sexual encounter with a resort staffer.

In real life, Dunham has expressed her anguish at Donald Trump's upset victory over Hillary Clinton in the presidential election. The celeb recently said she was "terrified" that a "predator will soon be residing in the White House," and described the sad scene at the Hillary Clinton "victory" party on election night.

After initially pledging to move to Canada if Trump won, Dunham and other celebrities flip-flopped, and decided to stay in America.

Dunham has expressed controversial beliefs in the past, for example, when she suggested that serving sushi in a university dining hall was an example of "cultural appropriation."
Posted by:gorb

#9  I dunno, much fat.
Posted by: Shipman   2016-11-18 16:50  

#8  SteveS,

The coyote-American community strongly objects to any suggestion they might gnaw on that.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2016-11-18 12:19  

#7  For some reason, the phrase "coyote-gnawed carcass" is bouncing around in my head.
Posted by: SteveS   2016-11-18 11:56  

#6  That worshipping a rock thing. Where else have I heard of that?
Posted by: M. Murcek   2016-11-18 08:48  

#5  I really don't want to know about any lez relationships she cultivates along with her rocks.

Posted by: DarthVader   2016-11-18 08:43  

#4  After initially pledging to move to Canada if Trump won, Dunham and other celebrities flip-flopped, and decided to stay in America.
They're staying where the money is. She is so original [not], using the plot from here so called series. These people get told where to stand, spout words that other people write, get "do overs" when they can't do it right the first time, wear clothes others pick for them, on and on ... So, listen to what they say, they are so smart!
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2016-11-18 08:09  

#3  Sedona: Home to the John (all hat and no cattle)McCain ranch of eleven acres.
Posted by: Heriberto Greper9897   2016-11-18 06:15  

#2  Well, the rocks are probably brighter than she is
Posted by: Cheaderhead   2016-11-18 06:06  

#1  Cause lizards wouldn't talk to her?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2016-11-18 04:59  

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