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Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It |
2016-11-03 |
[Vice] If you happen to find yourself in Sydney this week, you have the unique opportunity to have sex with the earth. You just need to stop by the "ecosexual bathhouse," which is currently part of the Syndey LiveWorks Festival of experimental art. ![]() Got nuthin'. Do not try to hump Mother Earth. If she slaps you, you will stay slapped. |
Posted by:Vast Right Wing Conspiracy |
#18 In Aesop we read of a skeeter Who fancied the goddess Demeter, And how they'd have married If only he'd carried The peter he'd carved from a cedar. |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2016-11-03 23:56 |
#17 Gives new meaning to ground pounders. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2016-11-03 22:21 |
#16 self-identifies as a black female, like Rachel Dolezal |
Posted by: Frank G 2016-11-03 20:50 |
#15 Gee, I wonder if Gaia is female? One has certain standards .. |
Posted by: Alpha2c 2016-11-03 20:38 |
#14 Mind the fire ants... |
Posted by: Blossom Unains5562 2016-11-03 19:02 |
#13 There's a joke about "not knowing the difference between your a$$ and hole in the ground" in there somewhere. I'm just too lazy to look for it. |
Posted by: ed in texas 2016-11-03 18:01 |
#12 Hoping to strike oil? |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2016-11-03 14:11 |
#11 I worry about STDz, Gaia Gonnorrea said to be vry bad. |
Posted by: Shipman 2016-11-03 14:08 |
#10 Gives new meaning to "pound sound" |
Posted by: Rex Mundi 2016-11-03 13:48 |
#9 Ecosexual - where having a stick up your arse is a compliment. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2016-11-03 13:27 |
#8 Are they getting the Earth's consent first? |
Posted by: Pappy 2016-11-03 13:19 |
#7 So we are no longer merely hugging the trees. |
Posted by: Abu Uluque 2016-11-03 12:43 |
#6 How do they go Trans - petrify themselves? |
Posted by: Zebulon and Tenille2425 2016-11-03 12:08 |
#5 Used to be called "clam diggers". |
Posted by: Skidmark 2016-11-03 12:04 |
#4 Will the masseuse unleash the chakra? |
Posted by: Al Gore 2016-11-03 08:57 |
#3 Try doing that with a bees' nest. |
Posted by: gorb 2016-11-03 03:54 |
#2 Don't try to hump the badger hole. Seriously. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2016-11-03 00:24 |
#1 Cookie grab |
Posted by: Ackoopmed 2016-11-03 00:19 |