[Ynet] Analysis: With elections for the Hamas, always the voice of sweet reason, leadership coming up in December, and with Khaled Mashal officially announcing that he will be stepping away from the leadership position, political infighting and maneuvering has begun amongst the candidates.A baby named Walid Sha'ath was born last week in Rafah, Gazoo, a place where a baby is born every 10 minutes. He is the 2 millionth official resident of the Strip, cementing Gazoo's ranking as the most crowded piece of land in the world.
Along with the overpopulation, there's a 50% chance that you're unemployed if you live in Gazoo. You don't have electricity for two thirds of the day ‐ if you even have a house. You bathe in hard, salty water, and going abroad is only a dream. And if you're a Gazook with a problem, you can't go to the Paleostinian Authority for help ‐ you have to go to Hamas.