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Home Front: Politix
Video: Madonna Offers Fellatio To Clinton Voters
2016-10-20
[The Lid] WARNING GRAPHIC LANGUAGE:
There were people I spoke to today who actually said that this election could not get any grosser, I blame this story on them.
Obviously a desperate attempt to gain the attention of male voters.
Introducing Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden Tuesday night, pop singer Madonna offered to trade fellatio for Hillary Clinton votes :

"If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blowjob," Madonna told a packed crowd at New York City’s Madison Square Garden on Tuesday, first reported by The Hill."And I’m good," boasted the 58-year-old Queen of Pop, during her opening act for comedian Amy Schumer."I am not a douche, and I am not a tool. I take my time,I maintain eye contact, and I do....."
Posted by:Besoeker

#17  We KNOW Bill Clinton will say yes

any other takers?
Posted by: anon1   2016-10-20 22:06  

#16  Give her a break. She's creating more jobs than Hillary ever will.

Of course Obama would say: You didn't build that!
Posted by: European Conservative   2016-10-20 17:12  

#15  Wouldn't take her up on it, even back in the 80s she was shady.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2016-10-20 14:48  

#14  Shouldn't that kind of talk be restricted to the locker room?
Posted by: gorb   2016-10-20 13:52  

#13  Ewwww....
Posted by: DarthVader   2016-10-20 13:17  

#12  It's wrong to get nooky from Nonna,
So I'm gonna pass on Madonna.
To pray at that grotto
Is playing the lotto
On virginal flora and fauna.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2016-10-20 13:09  

#11  Moooaaaaooom!

Grandma left her dentures on the table again!
Posted by: swksvolFF   2016-10-20 11:51  

#10  No wonder they want free universal healthcare.
Posted by: Iblis   2016-10-20 11:11  

#9  Yep. She's a Democrat.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2016-10-20 11:04  

#8  Would you want to put yours anywhere near ole Pennicilian Penny, aka Madonna?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2016-10-20 09:57  

#7  Her various STDs are an extra bonus.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2016-10-20 09:39  

#6  if you say you voted for Hillary, is this an enforceable contract
Posted by: lord garth   2016-10-20 09:29  

#5  She really should consider matrimony. It generally results in the termination of such activity.
Posted by: Besoeker   2016-10-20 09:29  

#4  I like the comment: I wouldn’t succumb to that offer even if I could borrow someone else’s manhood. Isn't this solicitation on the part of Madonna. Thought that was illegal.

But nothing to see here, this is just locker-room talk, right?
Posted by: JohnQC   2016-10-20 09:21  

#3  I'll pass. Check with "Slick Willy" a.k.a. "BJ" Clinton. He might jump on this.
Posted by: JohnQC   2016-10-20 09:17  

#2  "and I do......". Hook, line und zinker I bet
Posted by: Cheaderhead   2016-10-20 09:09  

#1  "I am not a douche, and I am not a tool.

Yes, I think we all know what you are.
Posted by: Besoeker   2016-10-20 08:43  

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