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| Ace: The Priestly Caste of the Conservative Right Gets to Be Outraged | ||
| 2016-10-11 | ||
| Full title: The Priestly Caste of the Conservative Right Gets to Be Outraged That Heterosexual Men Find the Female Form Pleasing, and Sometimes Make Jokes About it As I'm sure you're all aware, it's been 48 hours since the Huge News that Donald Trump said a woman had nice legs, and was "hot," and then made what was clearly a joke -- "I can kiss any woman I like. It's incredible. You can do whatever you want when you're star. You can even grab their pussy." Rather than taking this as what it obviously was -- a hyperbolic joke which relies on exaggerating the truth to the nth degree for a laugh -- the Aspergers Right has chosen to take it literally, that Trump is really out there grabbing on women's mishes.
Gee, I hope the Aspergers/Low T right has never read this site when we talk about hot woman. You know, when we make all sorts of Rape Threats and Assault Threats like -- I'd bang that like a screen door during a hurricane. I'd hit that so hard that whoever pulled my dick out her mish would be crowned king of England. I'd hit that so hard that I'd succeed in doing what no physicist has ever accomplished -- splitting the vagina atom. That last gem from Empire of Jeff. Gee, does the Aspergers Crew at National Review think that Ace of Spades readers are actually burying themselves like Excalibur in she-stones, or hittin' that shit so deep that new subatomic particles are birthed? I don't even think you can actually split the Vagina Atom without use of an electron boring scanner -- maybe National Review should report Empire of Jeff for threatening to use a laser on some poor woman's womb. So get ready to hear the Social Justice Warriors of the Aspergers Right go fucking bananas tonight. As usual. As they've been doing now for a full year. But it's not getting tedious having to listen to these shrieking unhinged she-men hissing and fainting all over themselves yet again. Nope, not tedious at all. The stream of fainting-couch hysteria babbling out of their shrieky mouths is just so much background music for the rest of us by now. | ||
| Posted by:badanov |
| #10 Dkn' Bimbos - I laughed, great cuss. Difference between Bush's recording and Powell's text is the first is about how he could, and the second is actually going on right then. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2016-10-11 20:30 |
| #9 I listened to Glen Beck a bit the other day. He has been setting himself up for a told-you-so moment, and was doing his shtick about the tape and locker room talk. Mr. Beck. You may not want to visit our fire department after a run. Mr. Trump's tape is rookie level. Or watch Range 15. Or Gran Torino. Or listen to music - what is Brown Sugar but Mick Jager singing about how he made it with a black gal? One can easily imagine the jokes from the fountainhead of reverse-laying hose, and I was about blushing from the fine words coming out of the mouths of some paratroopers I had a chance to hang out with. So I snorted at the total lack of surprise about this tape. The quip about King of England I find absolutely hilarious, the atom incredibly creative. Wife, well, she didn't like it, but appreciated the apology..maybe she is used to mine from my occasional lack of decorum. One presidential candidate bragging up their lifestyle, that's all lewd. What I find disgusting is the other potential president giggling at acquitting an obvious rapist, and defending her husband's absolutely awful behavior. That deserves honest outrage. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2016-10-11 20:20 |
| #8 I remember when the media exploded in sanctimonious outrage when they found out president Nixon said bad words on the Watergate tapes. The President! I, personally, was so scandalized I had to cry myself to sleep for three weeks. |
| Posted by: Bobby 2016-10-11 12:45 |
| #7 Democrats and their media lackeys are siding with establishment Republicans (as they did when they vilified the tea-party). They like having lapdogs as the loyal opposition. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2016-10-11 12:07 |
| #6 Conservatives are the whipping boy of this election. Buy why? We aren't the establishment. We hate the establishment. We aren't prudes - that's the religious right. Is there some overlap? Always, but seriously, the only redeeming feature of the Republican Party is that's where conservatives gather. We aren't what's wrong with the party. We are its still beating heart. No politician falsely claims to be a RINO or Rockefeller Republican, but they lie about being conservative all the time. That should be a clue right there. |
| Posted by: Iblis 2016-10-11 11:25 |
| #5 The only people outraged are ones that were looking for a way to not support Trump. This gave them a fig leaf they felt they needed. I just hope someone is keeping a list because when they start up again in 2016 I'd like to know who is who. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2016-10-11 09:47 |
| #4 It's only the pajama boys and girls who get outraged by locker-room talk. ISIS is murdering people en masse, beheadings, drownings, burnings, evisceratings and wholesale rape of women. These faint heart hot house flowers need to get a sense of proportion and also grow a set. They also need to consider the criminality of the Clinton empire and do something about it. If you ignore your responsibilities and put it on the American people to clean up your messes, you will not like the outcome. |
| Posted by: JohnQC 2016-10-11 09:39 |
| #3 Not just the conservative right, but the RINO breed hamming for their social lefties they swim with. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2016-10-11 08:11 |
| #2 Thank you once again Dr. Ted Noel. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2016-10-11 08:05 |
| #1 Aspergers |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2016-10-11 07:21 |