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Amber Rose says she just had her FIRST THREESOME and the sexual tryst left her scarred for life |
2016-09-09 |
[Daily Mail, Where America Gets Its News] While she may be a sex positive activist, Amber Rose is much more traditional in her own life. Yep. There's a statement just dripping with common sense. The mother of one revealed in a sneak peek of her first Loveline podcast with Dr Donaghue that she left herself scarred after dabbling in a sexual escapade. My mother always used to tell me, "Son, don't dabble in sexual escapades." The 32-year-old admitted that she felt the need to expand her sexual horizons due to her public role as an expert on the subject of the bedroom. I think we've all felt that urge due to our roles as experts on the subject of the bedroom. 'We kinda just got together it was a guy and a girl and it was f**king horrible,' Amber admitted to her co-host. No! Re-e-e-eally? You mean your Mom didn't lie to you? 'It was the worst. It was horrible. I am literally having sleepless nights,' she said regarding the experience. Yeah. The rest of us, too. I found the episode with the German Shepherd and the Jolly Green Giant creamed corn to be my personal worst, but I try not to think about it. 'I felt the pressure, getting older, to experience new things and I did it against my better judgment because I talk about sex a lot,' she said. Funny thing, as I get older my judgment seems to be getting better and I've been avoiding doing things that are degrading or blatantly stupid just to be able to say I've done them. |
Posted by:Fred |
#8 For some mysterious reason I'm thinking DAVID LEE ROTH??? |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2016-09-09 22:58 |
#7 Is it sad that so many of us immediately thought of Zappa? Alice Cooper, baby! . |
Posted by: OregonGuy 2016-09-09 15:58 |
#6 When Colonel, a hungry Alsatian, Escaped while in Cannes on vacation, ummm... maybe not. |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2016-09-09 15:54 |
#5 In regard to the JGG and GS - Lyrics |
Posted by: 3dc 2016-09-09 11:43 |
#4 what kinds of folks I'm hanging out with at R-Burg. Frank Zappa fans? |
Posted by: SteveS 2016-09-09 11:11 |
#3 I wouldn't recommend the DDR German Shepherds for this use. |
Posted by: gorb 2016-09-09 10:49 |
#2 I find the generic brand of cream corn to be just as effective. |
Posted by: Guillibaldo Slath7730 2016-09-09 10:40 |
#1 Yeah. The rest of us, too. I found the episode with the German Shepherd and the Jolly Green Giant creamed corn to be my personal worst, but I try not to think about it. Hmmmm? I've got to question myself about what kinds of folks I'm hanging out with at R-Burg. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2016-09-09 10:24 |