[DAWN] The year’s first case of polio...Poliomyelitis is a disease caused by infection with the poliovirus. Between 1840 and the 1950s, polio was a worldwide epidemic. Since the development of polio vaccines the disease has been largely wiped out in the civilized world. However, since the vaccine is known to make Moslem pee-pees shrink and renders females sterile, bookish, and unsubmissive it is not widely used by the turban and automatic weapons set...
from the Federally Administered Tribal Areas (Fata) has been reported in a two-year-old boy from North
Wazoo.According to an official of the National Institute of Health (NIH), "Fata was once called a hub of poliovirus because in 2014 as many as 179 polio cases were reported from there but the situation has changed since operation Zarb-e-Azb
..the Pak offensive against Qaeda in Pakistain and the Pak Taliban in North Wazoo. The name refers to the sword of the Prophet (PTUI!)...
was launched. Only 16 cases were reported from the area last year.
"No case of polio was reported from Fata during the first half of this year. The first case which has been confirmed should be considered to be from Afghanistan because the family remained there for two years and recently returned to Pakistain.