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| Activists plan world's largest DNC fart-in |
| 2016-06-20 |
| Just when you thought the left couldn't be more immature.... Far-left activists aren't going away quietly -- or with a pleasant aroma. Cheri Honkala, head of Poor People's Economic Human Rights Campaign, is organizing the world's largest 'fart-in' to be held on July 28 at Philadelphia's Wells Fargo Center during Hillary Clinton’s anticipated Democratic nomination acceptance speech. "We will be holding a massive bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in my Kensington neighborhood on the afternoon of July 28," Honkala says, TruthDig reports. Meaning that they will need to 'hold it in' until the event. Hoping areas hospitals are ready to treat the strained splinchers... "We are setting up a Clintonville there, modeled on the Hoovervilles of the 1930s Wasn't that what the Occupy [bowel] Movement was all about? Oh that was Obama's... where the poor and unemployed built shanty towns. The Sanders delegates, their bellies full of beans, will be able to return to the Wells Fargo Center and greet the rhetorical flatulence of Hillary Clinton with the real thing." Activists have invited Bernie Sanders to join their bean supper, which Honkala has dubbed "Beans for Hillary." Will he be the one pulling everybody's finger to trigger the barrage? Leftist author Chris Hedges will be offering a "nondemoniational" prayer at the dinner. "I am happy to bless a meal that will be put to such effective political use," Hedges says, according to TruthDig. eh... yeah.... The "fart-in" ironically has its roots with the activist movement leader then-Hillary Rodham sidled up to in the 1960s: Saul Alinsky. She was the inspiration? How Ironic! He promoted a "flatulent blitzkrieg" as a way to offend the elites of Rochester, New York. When questioned about the level of maturity of such a stunt, Alinsky defended it, saying: First of all, the fart-in would be completely outside the city fathers’ experience. Demonstrations, confrontations and picketings they’d learned to cope with, but never in their wildest dreams could they envision a flatulent blitzkrieg on their sacred symphony orchestra. It would throw them into complete disarray. You just can't make this up if you tried. |
| Posted by:CrazyFool |
| #4 Stay classy, democrats. |
| Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2016-06-20 12:50 |
| #3 Seriously? First it was girly-man Kuntzman on the horror of firing an AR-15 and now Honk-a-la for this one? YJCMTSU |
| Posted by: Warthog 2016-06-20 11:28 |
| #2 Self-induced vomiting en masse would have a far greater emotional impact. Remember folks, you read it on Rantburg first! |
| Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2016-06-20 11:11 |
| #1 I should take my dog. |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2016-06-20 10:39 |