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North Korea Tells its People to Prepare For Famine |
2016-03-30 |
![]() North Korea is telling its citizens to prepare for famine. After that, they can prepare for global warming. State-run newspaper Rodong Sinmun published an editorial Monday telling the people of North Korea that food shortages and economic hardship are on the horizon, Time reports. Grandpa, you a$$hole, you fought in that war! Tell us when this "Revolution" is supposed to be over? The news comes less than a month after the United Nations Security Council handed down harsh sanctions for North Korea continuing its nuclear and missile programs. The sanctions, targeted at the nation's elite and their assets, prohibit certain luxury items and ban exports of resources being used to finance the country's weapons pursuit. Let them eat yellowcake. A result of this struggle, the editorial says, "We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we will have to chew the roots of plants once again," invoking a metaphor used by North Korean leadership for the four-year famine in the country beginning in 1994, during which approximately 3 million people died. Maybe they could dig them up and use them for fertilizer. "The road to revolution is long and arduous," it continued, calling for renewed support for Kim Jong Un in the form of a "70-day campaign of loyalty" that involves each already-struggling residents of Pyongyang donating two pounds of rice per month to state warehouses. Farmers are also being forced to "donate" portions of their crops to the military. |
Posted by:gorb |
#9 You can bet Pudgy won't experience a famine... |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2016-03-30 17:54 |
#8 Why now? Pudgy went on inspection of food storage areas and felt like a little snack? |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2016-03-30 16:36 |
#7 Needs a headline along the lines of: SOCIALISM REACHES END GOAL!! |
Posted by: AlanC 2016-03-30 14:07 |
#6 Standing headline? |
Posted by: Raj 2016-03-30 13:35 |
#5 Dirt ration cut to three clods a week? |
Posted by: charger 2016-03-30 12:40 |
#4 Everyone is an Informant, NO ONE IS A FARMER All internal woes are immediately blamed on external causes. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2016-03-30 06:33 |
#3 Everyone is an Informant, NO ONE IS A FARMER. The ultimate service economy. GDP projections show steady growth at 2.5 percent per year. Perfect. |
Posted by: BrerRabbit 2016-03-30 05:14 |
#2 Everyone is an Informant, NO ONE IS A FARMER. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2016-03-30 02:54 |
#1 Prepare for famine Aka, stalk, kill and smoke your neighbor for meat. |
Posted by: DarthVader 2016-03-30 01:46 |