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| Pantsless Motorist Killed In Crash Was Masturbating While Watching Porn Flick On His Phone |
| 2016-01-27 |
| [THESMOKINGGUN] Important safety tip: Don't do that. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #10 JimK - you da' MAN! |
| Posted by: Barbara 2016-01-27 19:21 |
| #9 Whoa JK ends the thread. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2016-01-27 16:32 |
| #8 You don't suppose the car was powered by a Wankel engine, do you? |
| Posted by: JimK 2016-01-27 15:42 |
| #7 LOL SS |
| Posted by: Shipman 2016-01-27 13:59 |
| #6 If you are going to practice auto-eroticism, you really need a self-driving car. |
| Posted by: SteveS 2016-01-27 02:19 |
| #5 At least Fred didn't use any ellipses. |
| Posted by: KBK 2016-01-27 01:43 |
| #4 Multitaskerbating |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2016-01-27 01:20 |
| #3 Should have used the vibrating cod piece. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2016-01-27 01:19 |
| #2 And this is why the F-35 needs a |
| Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2016-01-27 01:06 |
| #1 ALWAYS wear your seatbelt. |
| Posted by: gorb 2016-01-27 00:19 |