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Intelligent people are genetically predisposed to be healthier, experts find |
2016-01-27 |
![]() "Duh... Should I eat this half-decayed fish or not?" |
Posted by:Fred |
#7 half-decayed fish "At breakfast, ze little grey cells Detect always something that smells. My marbles' (like Elgin) Corpuscles are bulging... But, kippers, my stomach rebels!" |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2016-01-27 19:27 |
#6 When intelligent people do something stupid - they usually do it Spectacularly! |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2016-01-27 18:12 |
#5 Intelligent people are capable of generating higher grades of stupidity than the average person. |
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 2016-01-27 17:36 |
#4 ..speaking Greek to a Roman farmboy probably wasn't a good idea was it? Vocavit me quid? |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2016-01-27 17:31 |
#3 On the other hand, very intelligent people been known to say stupid things: like "Do not disturb my circles", to an enraged soldier |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2016-01-27 16:23 |
#2 Intelligent people usually aren't quoted as saying "Here, hold my beer while I do this" as their last discernible words. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2016-01-27 14:27 |
#1 The only conditions that intelligence appeared to increase were schizophrenia, autism and bipolar disorder. Appears to confirm the old 'thin line between genius and insanity' axiom. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2016-01-27 01:36 |