[Debbie Schlussel] ICE Agents from all over the country have been bombarding my inbox in justifiable anger. They're mad about an e-mail they've received from Sarah R. Saldana, Barack Obama's incompetent Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) chief, announcing the agency's new goal. Apparently, the illegal alien problem of 20 million-plus illegals in our country has been immediately solved and the new goal is . . .a Cute Dog Contest.
Ms. Saldana--who is a WNBA/Dinah Shore Classic candidate if I ever saw one--wants everyone in ICE to know that her dogs Mitzi and Daisy are soooooo cute, and she wants her agents (most of whom are paid over $100,000 per year and many around $140K) to show her if their dogs are cuter. Yup, this is the important Homeland Security Mission of the day. Forget illegal aliens, which include Islamic terrorists. Forget Muslims smuggling weapons to ISIS. The important bidniz of da day is cute doggies. BTW, this is the same ICE chief who gave $113 million back to the federal government, saying she didn't need it, even as her agency deported fewer than .0002% of illegal aliens in America in the last fiscal year, a record low. She sounds like one of those crazy cat-lady hoarders who considers her dogs her "kids."
Really, you're deporting only .0002% of the tens of millions of illegal aliens in this country . . . and you're asking your agents to send in photos of cute dogs for you to judge? Seriously?
Ms. Saldana achieves the maximum of 4 Barking Moonbats.