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Economy
A Century of Hot-Dog Production Comes to an End in Madison, Wisconsin
2015-11-09
[THEATLANTIC] Oscar Mayer (the company, not the man) was still being run by Mayers until it was sold to General Foods Corporation in 1981. Eight years later, the company was merged with Kraft at the order of its parent company, Philip Morris.
In engineering terms,creating a single point of failure.
On Thursday, Kraft Heinz Food announced that it would close down the Oscar Mayer headquarters and plant in Madison, after 96 years.
Not surprising. It's part of the pattern.
The news, though somewhat expected, has been hitting Madison residents hard. Madison's mayor Paul Soglin estimated that the economic impact will be at the cost of "hundreds of millions of dollars."
Since he's a professional lefty politician I don't imagine he went too far out of his way to entice them to stay.
The Oscar Mayer closure is part of a bigger Kraft Heinz downsizing plan to save $1.5 billion in the next two years. The company is shuttering plants in Caliphornia, an impregnable bastion of the Democratic Party,, Maryland, New York, Wisconsin, and Ontario; all told, an estimated 2,600 jobs will be eliminated.
They teach that sort of thing in MBA courses. Cutting jobs = increased profits. Theoretically, a company with zero employees makes infinite profit.
Since Heinz acquired Kraft Foods in July (in an estimated $45-billion deal),
Nine billion packs of hot dogs at $5 a package, or 72 billion wieners at eight wienies a pack...
the resulting gigantic company has been expected to consolidate its production factories and corporate staff. The best guess has been that this "new era" for Kraft Heinz will involve layoffs:
"New eras" seem to include a lot more layoffs than expansion...
In August, 2,500 workers in Kraft's North American operations--including 700 corporate staff--were let go. Including what was called for in Thursday's announcement, the company has reached its expected target, after shedding 10 percent of its 46,000 workers during restructuring.
The Little Woman (she's less than 18" tall) and I are researching how to make our own sausages, without the turkey, chicken, and corn meal that's a current staple.
The backdrop for all these changes is that Americans are becoming wary of processed foods. One report found that the market shares of packaged-food companies have been dropping by billions of dollars as consumers drift towards organic and "natural" offerings. For Oscar Mayer in particular, it doesn't help that recent studies have linked processed meats to premature death and cancer.
Wienies taste a lot different today than they did when I was a kid. Somehow Nathan's and Hebrew National taste the same, they just cost different.
But Americans still love hot dogs, consuming close to a billion packages a year, and summer barbecues and sports venues continue to be responsible for massive sales numbers. Around the world, demand is even looking up. The hot dog is definitely sticking around, but whether Oscar Mayer will be able to capture some of that growth will depend on whether it'll stick to its classic branding, for international consumers who want classic, "American-style" food, or try to conform to America's new food preferences.
The last batch of Oscar Mayer all beef doggies we bought was disappointing. The texture was mealy and even though chicken lungs weren't listed as an ingredient they could have been in there as far as taste was concerned.
Posted by:Fred

#11  Awwww, man, loved their food fairs.

I suppose this means SOLYENT GREEN looms increasingly on the horizon.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2015-11-09 22:37  

#10  To give him his due, Soglin has been more pragmatic than you might expect given his history. He even had the effrontery to say that large groups of homeless people hanging out at the City County Building were causing problems and had to go.
Posted by: James   2015-11-09 18:43  

#9   When I pointed out that this would completely eliminate the factory's workforce by 2015 yet somehow double production, it was not well received

It is wreckers and saboteurs like you that keep CEOs and Progressives from implementing their Perfect World(tm), Mike. And by people like you, I mean those who have sense and can do arithmetic. I love the "increase sales by X%" line. I realize they need that number to make their totally genius plan work, but to quote a buddy at one of these events, "whose (posterior) did they pull that out of?"

My favorite part of the circus is the "We have to do more with less" speech. You can't do more with less. You can only do less with less. And if you could do more, why aren't we doing it now with what we currently have?



Posted by: SteveS   2015-11-09 16:00  

#8  As a practicing (til I get good at it) Roman Catholic, I stand by Hebrew National dawgs
Posted by: Frank G   2015-11-09 14:56  

#7  Real reason is that the Hot Dog Stuffers and Bun Bakers Association (HDS&BB Ass'n) could never agree on aligning the parts count in the dog or bun packs; so there was always an imbalance.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2015-11-09 14:28  

#6  @#3: As a recovering MBA, I can sympathize with your heresy. Similar circumstances -> same outcome.

The calendar has gone around enough to now lend more than a little comedy to it, and I hope you will, if not already there, be able to shake your head with a smile on your face.
Posted by: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy   2015-11-09 12:56  

#5  Plus you've have 3 generations of welfare state dysgenics (to de enrich the gene pool, funded by lowering the fertility of the middle classes) with the result that you have far lower average productivity from the average person.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2015-11-09 10:36  

#4  As of this summer they now have about 1/2 of the plant staff as 'contractors', apparently the new term for 'temps'. They certainly found their savings.

Gone are the days of employer provided healthcare benefits and pensions. Affirmative action, temps, part-timers, and H1B's are the preferred course of action. Less demanding, non-English speaking workers are definately needed. This is not your father's Oldsmobile.

When U.S. industry became the most heavily taxed in the world, the profits had to come from somewhere. Of course there is the 'move it offshore option' which is gaining in popularity. Everyone knows 'made in China' means high quality.

Welcome to the government controlled economy and the new normal.
Posted by: Besoeker   2015-11-09 08:08  

#3  They teach that sort of thing in MBA courses. Cutting jobs = increased profits. Theoretically, a company with zero employees makes infinite profit.

I had a run in with similar thinking some years ago with the Becton-Dickinson Corporation. They had been a mostly family-run outfit and then started selling out...and the first time their earnings didn't QUITE make projections, the new leadership panicked and the character of the company changed overnight. (For instance literally measuring pencils before issuing new ones)

Anyways, they bought into the 'lean manufacturing' kool-aid in an effort to make that extra 0.000001% profit and dragged everyone in one morning to hear the Word. The Plant Manager his own self proceeded to read from the sacred tablets. The gist of it was that the goal was to increase production by 10% yearly for the next ten years while reducing costs and manpower by 10% yearly for the next ten years. When I pointed out that this would completely eliminate the factory's workforce by 2015 yet somehow double production, it was not well received and probably helped contribute to me being asked to seek other opportunities not long afterward.

As of this summer they now have about 1/2 of the plant staff as 'contractors', apparently the new term for 'temps'. They certainly found their savings.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2015-11-09 06:02  

#2  Hot dawgs do indeed taste funny anymore. The lack of Red Dye #deuce may be part of the problem. Jooo Nats still the best.
Posted by: Shipman   2015-11-09 00:25  

#1  Chinese hot dogs (热狗) are still made the old-fashioned way, using real dog meat.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418    2015-11-09 00:15  

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