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Lamar Odom in a coma, has '50-50' shot of surviving 3-day booze and drug binge at Nevada brothel
2015-10-16
[NYDAILYNEWS] Two-time NBA champ Lamar Odom, a star on the court and basic cable, had only a 50-50 chance of surviving after a three-day drug binge left the helpless hoopster in a coma.
murmurmurmurmur ridin'themotorcycle andendahookers andascotchanmountaindew murmurmurmur [barf!]
The Queens kid who married a Kardashian remained unconscious Wednesday, a day after he was found facedown and nonresponsive inside a Nevada brothel, with a ventilator now keeping the 6-foot-10 player alive, officials said.
"It's either a subdural haematoma or he's pickled his brain!"
"My God, doctor!"

"Please don't go," read a terse and touching tweet sent Wednesday morning from Odom's 19-year-old sister-in-law Kendall Jenner.
Sounds like he went.
His daughter Destiny also tweeted her affection for her father.
"Oh, daddy! I love you! You didn't piss all of it away on booze, drugs, and hookers, didja? You left some for me, din'tja?"
"Soon I'll be by your side and I'll never let go," wrote the devastated 17-year-old. "I love you daddy. Please don't leave us."
"Tell me what the passwords are!"
The 14-year NBA veteran was foaming at the mouth and apparently gagging on his own mucus after ingesting "every drug imaginable," a Sunrise Hospital & Medical Center source told E!
"murmurmurmurmurmurgagretchpukequiver"
Posted by:Fred

#11  Apparently the first name which jumped into his head.

"Mr. Odom, how many lights do you see?"

"There are four lights!"

"No, there are five."
Posted by: swksvolFF   2015-10-16 15:56  

#10  Another lifelong Celtics fan here, but even if he was a Laker, I hope he pulls through.

His daughter Destiny...

Why do people insist on giving their daughters stripper names?
Posted by: Raj   2015-10-16 12:18  

#9  I'm pulling for him. And I'm a life-long Celtics fan. I know he pissed away more chances than any of the rest of us will ever get, but I'm pulling for him nonetheless.
Posted by: Crusader   2015-10-16 12:14  

#8  Having a daughter disqualifies him for the Darwin Award.
Posted by: Sven the pelter   2015-10-16 10:03  

#7  "Please don't go," read a terse and touching tweet sent Wednesday morning from Odom's 19-year-old sister-in-law Kendall Jenner.

touching?
Posted by: Frank G   2015-10-16 08:49  

#6  He's dead, Jim.
Posted by: brujotejano   2015-10-16 08:39  

#5  Married to Khloe Kardashian and a part of the Kardashian klan. There is a frickin circus.
Posted by: JohnQC   2015-10-16 08:02  

#4  But then he'd think he went to hell . . . .
Posted by: gorb   2015-10-16 07:40  

#3  I hope when he wakes up from his coma the first thing he sees is Caitlyn Jenner.
Posted by: Airandee   2015-10-16 06:54  

#2  "Yawn."
Posted by: Skidmark   2015-10-16 06:37  

#1  Classic in-lines.
Posted by: Besoeker   2015-10-16 03:45  

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