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Hamas arrests dolphin accused of being an Israeli spy |
2015-08-20 |
![]() For real though: Army Radio reported that the dolphin was decked out with "spying equipment," including cameras, when it was captured by Hamas' naval unit. While The Times of Israel reports that the Israeli Navy has a fleet of "dolphin-class submarines," Hamas was definitely talking about an actual dolphin. Israel is so often accused of animal espionage that an entire "Israel-related animal conspiracy theories" Wikipedia page exists. However, since dolphins are some of the smartest mammals on the planet, perhaps they are more likely to actually be spies than, say, the "trained sharks" that Israel allegedly used to target Egypt. |
Posted by:Steve White |
#7 D *** NG, first YANKEE DOODLE PIGEON, now FLIPPER. BENJI to be next??? Of course you realize the Penguin Boyz from "MADAGASCAR" aren't safe after this. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2015-08-20 22:39 |
#6 "Hey, Dinner". |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2015-08-20 12:59 |
#5 "Hook him, Danno." |
Posted by: SteveS 2015-08-20 12:43 |
#4 The Joos were only using him for their own nefarious porpoises |
Posted by: ed in texas 2015-08-20 09:28 |
#3 Think they'll "waterboard" him? |
Posted by: OCCD 2015-08-20 08:55 |
#2 Will Hamas be able to flipper to be a double agent? We'll sea. |
Posted by: GORT 2015-08-20 07:16 |
#1 "The sneakiest Hebrews afloat Are dolphins who don the kippot. Than sharks they're more pliable But not so deniable When leaping alongside our boat." |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2015-08-20 02:17 |