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Home Front: Culture Wars
Feminist Designs '€˜Clutch' To Fight '€˜Manspreading' Beyoncé Is A Fan
2015-07-19
[Breitbart] An edgy New York designer has created a truly revolutionary work. Allow me to introduce, the "clutch," designed to save women from "manspreading" -- which is one the greatest threats to gender relations of the 21st century, according "fourth wave" feminists.

The bags (which retail for between $160.00 and $895.00) have been lapped up by the world's feminist elite, with Beyoncé and members of Russian feminist protest band, Pussy Riot, posing on Instagram with the accessory.

If you're wondering, though, Manspreading is the deplorable act of men sitting comfortably on public transport, whereby they position their legs in such a way as to not restrict blood passing to their nether region, which feminists insist is "an expression of patriarchal authority."

The "manspreading" campaign gained significant traction and celebrity backing at the beginning of this year. At first, many considered it a joke, but it escalated to a point where it was made an "offence" on the NYC subway, with a $50 fine attacked.

And then, at the beginning of June, reports emerged that two men had actually been arrested and charge for "manspreading." Breitbart London's Milo Yiannopoulos takes a slightly different view:

"The manspreading complaint is couched as a response to "rudeness" by men, but it is no such thing: it is pathetic feminist pipsqueakery, the last dying gasp of a movement with nothing to win and nothing to say, determined to abuse and antagonise the male sex at all costs and for whatever perceived or outright imaginary infraction it can conjure from the vicissitudes of everyday life. It is offensively trivial, and those associated with it ought to be ashamed," he wrote earlier this year.
Posted by:Besoeker

#5  #3 Hey, it has a gun pouch!

"Happiness is a warm gun."
Posted by: SteveS   2015-07-19 22:47  

#4  I'm one again a'gettin that old weird-n-mysterious feeling out of nowhere to suddenly cover my gonads like the Miller Lite Beach Boyz.

One again Feminazis are unfairly expecting innocent Clintonian "Arrogant Fascist Male Brutes" to know what "Manspreading" is.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2015-07-19 22:19  

#3  Hey, it has a gun pouch!
Posted by: swksvolFF   2015-07-19 20:29  

#2  oh...it's a LOT more ....personal
Posted by: Frank G   2015-07-19 20:16  

#1  
Posted by: Hupineger Glomomp52169    2015-07-19 19:58  

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