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Florence Henderson blames deceased NYC Pub mayor for giving her 'bloomer crickets'
2015-05-11
[Huffpoo] New York City saw the continuation of a steep decline under the mayorship of John Lindsay, who reigned over the city from 1966-1973. Teachers went on strike, riots were fought and mounds of garbage filled the city streets.

Turns out he had some sanitation problems in his personal life, too.

Florence Henderson, most famous for her run as Carol Brady on the campy TV classic, "The Brady Bunch," reveals in her new memoir that she had a one-night stand with the Mayor while they were both in Beverly Hills. Henderson was married to Ira Bernstein at the time.

"I was lonely. I knew it wasn't the right thing to do. So, what did I do? I did it," she writes in "Life Is Not A Stage," the NY Daily News reports. And, following a night's sleep at home, she found out the hard way about the City that Never Sleeps.

"Guess I learned the hard way that 'creatures' do not discriminate but cross over all socioeconomic strata," Henderson writes. "He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship."

Owing to the fact there is no 'crazed, disrespectful of self, the dead, and others, Hollywood moonbat' category, I filed under SAST.
Posted by:Besoeker

#7  Bloomer crickets..... No longer yours now, ours to share. Whahahhahaa
Posted by: Besoeker   2015-05-11 22:40  

#6  Nowadays they'd be bedbugs
Posted by: Frank G   2015-05-11 21:02  

#5  Pissed off she got a case of bloomer crickets.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2015-05-11 19:18  

#4  Mrs. Brady sounds like she was quite the skank...
Posted by: tu3031   2015-05-11 19:05  

#3  That Buckley quote is gold.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2015-05-11 14:36  

#2  "He must have had quite the active life. What a way to put the kibosh on a relationship."

Well, sweetheart, your "active life" was somewhat contributory to your condition, I believe.
Posted by: Hupineger Glomomp52169   2015-05-11 13:44  

#1  Ahhhhh yes, mid '60's in NYC. I spent my teens in metro NYC at that time.

There was a good reason that when asked the first thing he would do if elected mayor in '65, William F Buckley replied "Demand a recount.".
Posted by: AlanC   2015-05-11 12:37  

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