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China determined to stop strip shows at funerals |
2015-04-27 |
![]() Oh, well, hell! If I can't have a strip show I ain't dyin'. The Ministry of Culture said in a website statement that it would work with various departments to intensify supervision of such profit-oriented shows, while boosting law enforcement. "Illegal performances such as strip dances have been occurring in rural areas from time to time that have disrupted the cultural market and created a negative influence on the social environment," it said. The state-run China Daily reported Friday that people have been paying troupes to play folk music at funerals and perform racy acts, in the hope that more people will come. "They want to have as many people as possible attend the funeral," Zhang Chengdong, vice-president of the Jiangsu Festivals and Events Association, said. "In this way, they feel they fulfill their obligation of fidelity to their elders." The ministry has cited the case of a "Red Rose Troupe" -- an art group from Handan in northern Hebei province -- who presented what the authorities characterized as a strip show at the funeral of an elder on Feb. 15 It also said "what was said to be an obscene act" had taken place at a funeral in the eastern coastal province of Jiangsu on Feb. 27. |
Posted by:Fred |
#12 Clam chowder ? |
Posted by: Besoeker 2015-04-27 18:41 |
#11 Lol, CF with the late field goal. |
Posted by: Shipman 2015-04-27 17:51 |
#10 Stripper to the old man: "How about some SUPER SEX?" Old man: "Ok, I'll have the Soup!" |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2015-04-27 16:44 |
#9 Combine the thoughts of two articles: If you sign the DNR we will throw in the strippers for FREE! |
Posted by: USN, Ret. 2015-04-27 14:21 |
#8 A strip show would brighten up most funerals. We had a party after our wedding and had a belly dancer, bag piper, and guitarist. We got no complaints. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2015-04-27 13:49 |
#7 I nominate Frank G for Snark of the Day. |
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2015-04-27 11:59 |
#6 They're trying to take the FUN out of FUNerals. |
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2015-04-27 10:53 |
#5 You know. Time to rewrite the firefighters' reception. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2015-04-27 10:48 |
#4 "he's already stiff" Snark of the Day |
Posted by: Frank G 2015-04-27 08:47 |
#3 Chinese cultural and religious cerimonies are something that never really made it to the West except in a sanitized form. I lived next to a Chinese temple for a couple of years in Singapore. Plenty of burning of paper money, houses, cars, etc, but no strippers that I noticed though. |
Posted by: phil_b 2015-04-27 05:15 |
#2 Being the entrepreneurs they are, I'm surprised the Chinese families aren't charging admission to the funerals. |
Posted by: Sock Puppet of Doom 2015-04-27 01:58 |
#1 Bring the kids. |
Posted by: gorb 2015-04-27 00:35 |