[NYPOST] Christina Leos, a former preschool teacher, described for jurors how her pudgy, bespectacled former boyfriend, Ryan Hemphill, allegedly choked her during one of their rough-sex sessions."Wanna get roughed up, baby?"
"Sure, pudge!"
“It hurt, it scared me, but there was no pain afterwards,” the petite bottle blonde, 32, said in Manhattan Supreme Court.
"It was more like if I'd coupled with Kim Jong Un..."
Hemphill, 33, the son of a pediatric neurologist, is on trial for allegedly assaulting Leos, with whom he enjoyed S&M sex games at his Murray Hill pad.
Sounds hilarious.
During pretrial hearings, prosecutors said the couple made a sex tape where he pretended to be a “TSA agent, searching her body cavities,” papers state.
"I'm naked!"
"Gotta inspect those body cavities, ma'am!"
"Hey! Get outta there! That's my... No! Not the taser! Don't taze me, bro!"
Hemphill also had 20 homemade porn videos featuring him choking, water-boarding and torturing women, mostly prostitutes, prosecutors added.