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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Crocs dining on poacher shocks British tourists on Zambezi sunset cruise
2015-03-18
[IB Times] A sunset cruise along the Zambezi River, which is between Zimbabwe and Zambia, turned out to be a shocker for British tourists as they saw crocodiles feeding on a human. When the vessel got closer to the feeding frenzy, the tourists realised the reptiles were dining on the lower half of a human body.
Park Rangers have been properly notified. Please join us on the upper deck for sundowners following dinner.
Posted by:Besoeker

#14  Re: Ross Allen. I went to that attraction in the late 50's and actually handled a snake. Being a mere youth, I was more impressed with our family's trip to "Monkey Island"...more cheesy than a Svengoolie joke!
Posted by: borgboy   2015-03-18 20:49  

#13  from the same state that punished Pee Wee Herman for milking his snake in am adult theater.

Double Standards!
Posted by: Frank G   2015-03-18 19:03  

#12  "All we have are Bull Snakes."

"ewwwww"
Posted by: swksvolFF   2015-03-18 17:02  

#11  Snake milking? Dude, there's no such thing as snake teats.
Posted by: SteveS   2015-03-18 15:46  

#10  Ross Allen demonstrates his snake venom-milking technique on this vintage travel brochure for Ross Allen’s Reptile Institute at Silver Springs, Florida. Circa 1950’s.
Posted by: Besoeker   2015-03-18 15:31  

#9  Many years ago I worked as an announcer/ caller on the glass bottom boats at Wakulla Springs, there was almost always a passenger who did not believe in the reality of our alligators, mocasins etc., having just been to the Good Attraction downstate. Sometimes kitchen would give me a bad chicken and I could illustrate cold blooded Florida. One guy demanded to be carried back to the pier LOL.
Posted by: Shipman   2015-03-18 15:15  

#8  You there, near the rail, last question please. Yes, yes, correct.... I'm told it tastes just like chicken.
Posted by: Besoeker   2015-03-18 12:46  

#7  Ah, but think of the story they'll have to tell all the folks back home...
Posted by: tu3031   2015-03-18 12:39  

#6  You wanted to see nature at its purest. There ya go.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2015-03-18 12:20  

#5  The poacher became a meal? Kismet.
Posted by: JohnQC   2015-03-18 10:28  

#4  The poacher got poached. Instant Karma.
Posted by: gorb   2015-03-18 09:27  

#3  They were shocked becuase the croc ate him with marmite.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2015-03-18 08:02  

#2  A really dedicated Darwin Award.
Posted by: ed in texas   2015-03-18 07:38  

#1  Recycling the natural way
Posted by: Procopius2k   2015-03-18 00:09  

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