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Indian groom jilted by bride Lovely at the altar over bungled math quiz |
2015-03-14 |
![]() The woman, Lovely, walked out of the wedding after asking the unfortunate man to add 15 and six -- and he replied 17. She refused to return, despite the groom's family's best efforts to convince her to stay, because she said he was illiterate. The police were brought in to mediate and both families agreed to return the wedding gifts, the report added. Lovely's father, Mohar Singh told the BBC: "Just before the marriage ceremony Lovely came to know that [the groom] Ram Baran is illiterate and she refused to marry," He said Baran's family had kept him and his family 'in the dark about his poor education'. He added: "Even a first grader can answer this [the maths test]." This latest incident comes just days after another Indian bride-to-be dumped her groom at the altar after he collapsed and suffered a seizure -- in that case reports said the groom's family had failed to tell the bride about his epilepsy. |
Posted by:Fred |
#7 Maybe he can't add but I bet he knows what two minus one is. |
Posted by: Grunter 2015-03-14 14:41 |
#6 I think we need to hire Lovely to screen people entering polling places - or running for office. And didn't she marry Thurstan Howell III? |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2015-03-14 11:47 |
#5 Lovely, just put him through Common Core where at least Ram will learn there are 57 US States. |
Posted by: Ebbomosh Hupemp2664 2015-03-14 11:38 |
#4 It was a trick question! She didn't specify which base to use, he assumed she meant duodecimal (based on her unwebbed toes and fingers). |
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2015-03-14 11:18 |
#3 So Lovely was out of there at the altar. Lovely has pretty high standards (sarc). Many would not pass. Baran will be forever known as "Bonehead Baran"--there's probably some self-esteem therapy and many other benefits for an illegals in the U.S. if he can just sneak across one of the borders--shouldn't be too difficult. |
Posted by: JohnQC 2015-03-14 10:55 |
#2 He, he, he. The revenge of the Nerds! |
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2015-03-14 04:26 |
#1 Sadly, she can't love a man whom can't obey the Associative or Commutative Principles. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2015-03-14 01:33 |