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| Man arrested after pointing banana at police |
| 2014-11-28 |
 He wrote that Love was drawing his service weapon when Channing, of Fruitvale, Colo. yelled, "It's a banana!"Yes, the man accused of pointing a banana at police is from Fruitvale. And yes, one of the police officers he pointed the banana at is named Bunch. And, no, we didn't make this up. imho must have been a Dole. Would'a walked had it been a Chiquita. |
| Posted by:Crinegum Flaitle8411 |
#8 Yes. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2014-11-28 16:22 |
| #7 What a fruit.... |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2014-11-28 10:56 |
| #6 In other Lurid Crime Tales |
| Posted by: Victor Emmanuel de Medici8603 2014-11-28 09:12 |
| #5 |
| Posted by: Snavise Cholurt4299 2014-11-28 07:36 |
| #4 Shipman, you are in top form today I see. He's just lucky we didn't pack the whole bunch. |
| Posted by: Incredulous 2014-11-28 05:09 |
| #3 It was a MAB-14 ex Honduraa showing signs of being in the cooler, which the Chaquita Protocols expressly prohibit. A mature assault bananna Is clothed in brown fleck over golden yellow camo, this is when they are fully functional and apt to infiltrate Fortress Kellogg. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2014-11-28 04:52 |
| #2 Clever ZF. Was it a real banana or a replica? |
| Posted by: Incredulous 2014-11-28 04:18 |
| #1 Amusing fruit! Flies will not duck it; They like it still more when we chuck it. We schmeck it, we shuck it; Some corny folks peck it. It takes us three hands just to pluck it. |
| Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2014-11-28 03:48 |