[IsraelTimes] Secretary of State John F. I was in Vietnam, you knowKerry
Former Senator-for-Life from Massachussetts, self-defined war hero, speaker of French, owner of a
lucky hat,conqueror of Cambodia, and current Secretary of State...
will take part in a conference on rebuilding Gazoo, devastated by a 50-day conflict with Israel earlier this year, a US official said Monday.
| Goody. Was he invited, d'you suppose, or did he just horn his way in? |
...a valley girl who woke up one morning and found she was spokeswoman for the U.S. Department of State...
told news hounds.
The Paleostinian government on Thursday unveiled a 76-page reconstruction plan for Gazoo, calling for $4 billion to rebuild the war-battered territory, with the largest amount going to build housing for some 100,000 left homeless.
The report said $4 billion (3.2 billion euros) would be needed for the "direct costs" of rebuilding the coastal territory. It would include $1.9 billion for public and private infrastructure repairs, and $1.2 billion for "reactivating economic productivity."
The priority will be to remove rubble and unwent
kaboom!shells, while also repairing Gazoo's power station and improving access to water, health care and education.
Last month, the US unveiled an additional $71 million in emergency aid to Gazoo, highlighting that "more than 580,000 people are still sheltering in United Nations
...a lucrative dumping ground for the relatives of dictators and party hacks...
facilities."
It brought the US total funding since the start of the war to more than $118 million.
"Basic necessities like food, clean water, and fuel remain in short supply throughout the territory," the State Department warned in a September statement.