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Lena Dunham: I Was Raped By A 'Campus Republican'
2014-10-05
[BREITBART] Turns out she got drunk, got high, got laid. It doesn't sound like she ever did get smart.

"Rape," Lena, is the guy who sneaks up behind you out of an alley and grabs you and throws you to the ground and rips your pants off. My knowledge is probably way out of date, but it used to be that force and penetration had to be present to make it rape.

The other kind of rape is the older man seducing the girl under the legal age of consent, which varies from state to state. The girl (or boy for that matter) is judged to be incapable of consenting since she/he can't yet comprehend the consequences of the actions. Comprehension comes at age 17 in Louisianna, 16 in Canada. I think 16 is the minimum in the U.S.A. In Pennsylvania the age of consent is 16, but if an adult diddles a girl under 18 he's corrupting the morals of a minor, which is a different offense, a misdemeanor versus a felony.

Miss Dunham, who is famous for something or other, is attempting to stretch the statutory provisions to cover the consequences of her own stoopid actions. But an adult should really be expected to comprehend the consequences of what he or she does, to include imbibing the Demon Rum and recreational pharmaceuticals.

There are lots of tales about people who get drunk and wake up the next morning in bed with someone frightening or disgusting or of uncertain species. Sounds to me like Lena just added another one to the repertoire. But she wasn't raped, regardless of her roommate's opinion.

And I'm not at all sure that Republicans are hornier than anyone else. Better-looking, perhaps...
Posted by:Fred

#21  democrats lie and ruin other peoples lives. Thats all they are good for. Destroyers
Posted by: newc   2014-10-05 23:54  

#20   The horror... the horror...

An old spook was no stranger to strife,
Seldom shrank before gunfire or knife,
But the spectre of Dunham
Once froze his jejunum --
Her name, the last words of his life?
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-10-05 21:55  

#19  Who?
Posted by: Barbara   2014-10-05 21:42  

#18  I will *never* click on a link that mentions Lena Dunham. I once did and got an explicit photo. The horror... the horror...
Posted by: OldSpook   2014-10-05 21:30  

#17  
Posted by: gorb   2014-10-05 21:03  

#16  And speaking of Barry...

"This odd kind of doc, obie-guy-knee,
Won't work on my wee-wee or hiney.
We've got one at the House
To take care of the Spouse
And her terrible spiny vaginey."
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-10-05 20:49  

#15  For Lena, I'm sure it's too scary
To admit being thrice used by "Barry,"
So give O a mulligan;
The college Republican
Is the one of whom we should be wary!

#14 Does her sweatshirt say "I'm With Her?"

"I'm with Barry!"
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-10-05 20:45  

#14  Does her sweatshirt say "I'm With Her?"
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-10-05 18:17  

#13  if anyone wants to know what a severe infestation of scabies looks like (that is the same mite that causes mange in dogs) just look at the tattoo on Lena Dunhams upper arm. Very creepy.
Posted by: Grunter   2014-10-05 17:35  

#12  Most likely it was consensual but she found out later he was a Republican and played the rape card among her friends to disassociate and because victimhood is so cool.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2014-10-05 17:16  

#11  "Because Republicans are pig f@krs."
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-10-05 17:16  

#10  I'd be very surprise if you could find a Republican on the Oberlin campus. I thought they tried to screen them out--it's a progressive haven.
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-10-05 17:00  

#9  Her "ill-fated evening of lovemaking" as awkward and hollow.

Doesn't fit with the classic definition, does it?
Posted by: Bobby   2014-10-05 11:00  

#8  She was duped into voting for a republican candidate in student elections?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2014-10-05 10:33  

#7  "Look at me!"
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2014-10-05 10:19  

#6  I get the feeling that he said he was a republican just to get her into bed. You know how progressives are with sleeping with the 'enemy'. I also think her idea to make it 'rape' instead of "I'm an idiot" is quite obvious and rather sad.

Real rapists need to die, horribly. False accusers of it should also share that same fate.
Posted by: Silentbrick   2014-10-05 09:47  

#5  ...or she's just full of shit and made the whole thing up.
Posted by: Raj   2014-10-05 09:24  

#4  The two then go back to her apartment, and Dunham -- in an attempt to convince herself that she'd given consent -- talks dirty to him as he forces himself on her.

the only force here was him trying to keep his dinner down while engaging in this disgusting two-backed beast
Posted by: Frank G   2014-10-05 09:09  

#3  Isn't this the tattooed 'girl' who was in the ad all excited about having her 'first experience' voting for Obumbles?
Quite likely she's exaggerating a bad experience to gain publicity.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2014-10-05 08:40  

#2  Most people who hear the story probably never refer to it as rape until she describes the 'attacker' as a Campus Republican'.
Posted by: Airandee   2014-10-05 07:24  

#1  Did the campus Republican gnaw his arm off to get away after he woke up and realized what he'd done?
Posted by: gorb   2014-10-05 01:51  

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