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NYC Mayor, Death of Chuck the Ground Hog Drama Update
2014-09-26
The New York Post reports that the Staten Island Zoo "went to great lengths to ... keep secret" the fact that a groundhog New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio dropped during a Groundhog Day ceremony, died of internal injuries a week later.

Staten Island Zoo officials went to great lengths to hide the death from the public -- and keep secret the fact that "Chuck" was actually "Charlotte," a female impostor, sources said Wednesday.

The stand-in was found dead in her enclosure at the Staten Island Zoo on Feb. 9 -- and a necropsy determined she died from "acute internal injuries," sources said.

Instead of revealing the sad loss, the zoo -- which gets nearly half of its $3.5 million in annual funding from the city -- told the staff to keep the mayor's office in the dark about the animal's fate.

The accident occurred February 2nd during a ceremony familiar to anyone who has seen the movie "Groundhog Day" Wearing protective gloves in front of a gathered crowd and news photographers, New York's very tall mayor couldn't keep hold of the nervous animal. According to reports at the time, Staten Island Chuck "squirmed right out of the mayor's hands and fell on his noggin."

Editors from Politico and The New York Times mocked the Post's investigation into the Staten Island Zoo's cover-up because de Blasio is a Democrat and Democrats sure got it good.
Posted by:Ebbomosh Hupemp2664

#7  As per #6, by extension "Communism" = Legal Sharia.

The Left's priority = mania? is the protection of Socialism + the Welfare-Nanny Super-State, even iff it means putting all at existential threat.

Every alternatist agenda that is empowered in Amerika devols into legalist andor moralist justification ["fairness'] for Legal Sharia.

THE LEFTIES MAY INDEED SUCCEED IN FORCING SOCIALISM=GOVTISM UPON AMERICA, BUT THE JURY IS STILL OUT IFF SAIDSAME SOCIALISM-GOVTISM WILL BE WESTERN SECULAR, ETC. ... OR ISLAMIC.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2014-09-26 20:36  

#6  Tweet from National Jonah G approximate.

The groundhog died which means 3 more years of communism for New York.
Posted by: Shipman   2014-09-26 17:42  

#5  "Experts: No safety net for a groundhog
When dropped by our Dem and renowned prog;
Woodchucks and minorities
Low on priorities,"
Read no New York Times epilogue.

Damned if I can flog that into scanning.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-09-26 14:24  

#4  Blasio murdered a groundhog and lied about it?
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-09-26 11:10  

#3  Rat on ground hog violence: can't they all just get along?
Posted by: regular joe   2014-09-26 09:44  

#2  Nice touch of using the rhetoric of the Left upon them. Heh.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2014-09-26 08:47  

#1  It's a new tradition in New York. Drop the groundhog day.

Fugedaboudit
Posted by: newc   2014-09-26 01:40  

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