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China-Japan-Koreas
Pudgy inspects parachuting drill
2014-08-28
SEOUL -- North Korean leader Fat Boy Kim Jong-un has "guided" an intensive paratrooper exercise in person, the country's state media said Thursday, in what is seen as a response to the ongoing South Korea-U.S. joint defense drill.

Pudgy Kim inspected an airborne unit conducting parachuting drills and gave pep talks, the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) reported. As is usual, the KCNA did not specify the time and venue of Kim's visit.
So, so, so many possibilities...
Suet Face Kim expressed satisfaction with the successful training exercise by the troops, it said.

"He put forward a new training method and way which would serve as guidelines for preparing service personnel to be capable of satisfactorily performing their combat duties," the KCNA said in an English-language report.
I'm sure he knows as much about parachuting as he does about golf...
Kim's inspection came as South Korea and the U.S. continued an annual joint military training exercise, Ulchi Freedom Guardian (UFG), despite Pyongyang's strong protests. North Korea regards the UFG as a rehearsal for military aggression against the country.

It's the second time that the North's media has reported on Kim's so-called field guidance to the airborne unit. In January, he observed a night jump exercise shortly after the allies announced plans to go ahead with their regular military training.

In his latest visit to the unit, Kim was accompanied by several high-ranking military officials including Hwang Pyong-so, top political officer of the Korean People's Army (KPA), and Ri Yong-gil, chief of the General Staff of the KPA, according to the KCNA.
Posted by:Steve White

#7  Well they both belong to the same cult of personality club, Alan.
Posted by: DarthVader   2014-08-28 15:29  

#6  You know who this reminds me of?

Obama!! He can do anything better than anyone else, he said so. Maybe the two of them should get together some place out of the way, like the moon, and see who the best is at everything.
Posted by: AlanC   2014-08-28 14:04  

#5  "He put forward a new training method and way..."

Face first landing?
Posted by: Raj   2014-08-28 10:05  

#4  "And don't land too hard or you'll break something."
Posted by: gorb   2014-08-28 09:56  

#3  "He put forward a new training method and way which would serve as guidelines for preparing service personnel to be capable of satisfactorily performing their combat duties," the KCNA said in an English-language report.

"If you went with cordless parachutes it would be more economical and they would be on the ground faster"
Posted by: Frank G   2014-08-28 09:50  

#2  He-he-he, good one, with room to run, Steven. I now imagine the parachuting radial arm saw, the parachuting six inch jointer, followed by the bad chute streamer: a greasy, smoking diesel generator-welder. The onslaught of it all strikes fear.
Posted by: 2sealys   2014-08-28 08:50  

#1  "Parachuting drill" so what, how about a parachuting sneaker? Now that would be cool.
Posted by: Steven   2014-08-28 02:52  

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