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Teacher Found In Classroom Intoxicated, Without Pants On Her First Day
2014-08-07
[HOUSTON.CBSLOCAL] Wagoner, Okla. — A newly-hired teacher was found intoxicated and not wearing any pants inside an Oklahoma high school classroom on her first day of work, according to Wagoner police.

Police arrested Lorie Hill after two Wagoner High School teachers found her intoxicated and without pants in an empty classroom she was claiming to be her own, KOKI-TV reports. Recently hired by Wagoner Public Schools, Hill was reporting for her first day on the job as all teachers were also returning for their first day back in school from summer break.

"They didn't know who she was, she was apparently new and was supposed to start yesterday," Wagoner Police Chief Bob Haley told KOKI.

Wagoner Police say she admitted to drinking and authorities found an empty cup in her vehicle that contained an odor of vodka, but there was not enough evidence to prove that she commuted to work under the influence. There were no credible witnesses at her home in Claremore to prove a DUI charge, so Hill was only arrested for public intoxication.

"When our officers interviewed her she did admit to having had some vodka yesterday morning before she came to school," said Haley.

On Monday, police officers found her in the principal's office, where the school staff had been detaining Hill since finding her without pants inside the classroom. Once officers arrived, they had to find a pair of shorts for her to wear and she confessed to drinking vodka in her car before the start of her first day as Wagoner teacher.

Some parents were baffled by the teacher's alleged first day debauchery.

"I don't know, as an adult, I just don't know how you can be a professional teacher and teaching young people, and then show up drunk," Frank Sandiford, a parent of a Wagoner student, told KOKI.
Posted by:Fred

#16  Hey Lorie, I heard you got caught, drunk and with your pants down...

ahh, I think you got a bum rap....it the change of life thing, right? Hot flashes, needing a drink to cool down... I understand....

look, I know a good lawyer... I think he could help you get out of this....

by the way, I think your kind of cute, in a simeon kind of way, after we get past our problems, would you like to go out some time ?

Sincerely yours,

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P.S. My pic is attached...


Posted by: Angusolet Snavitle3787   2014-08-07 18:10  

#15  When I was in high school the Dean of Students kept a bottle of booze in his office. And it must have been a BIG one too! Once I had to physically step back when he was talking to me because the booze-breath was so strong. It was bad.

I don't know how he kept his job. (Oh he was an a-hole too!) At least he didn't take of his pants (that I know of...).
Posted by: CrazyFool   2014-08-07 17:08  

#14  Only F-150-friendly if you have one with a 460. Or a Cummins turbo diesel.
Posted by: gorb   2014-08-07 15:21  

#13  oh dear.....
Posted by: Sonny Splat2488   2014-08-07 15:02  

#12  NOT F-150 friendly *grumble grumble*

drink up and take off yer pants
Posted by: Frank G on the road   2014-08-07 14:11  

#11  Beavis, CrazyFool...man up dimmit! She's F-150 friendly. You'd likely never have to buy a round, be cockblocked, or mow the lawn.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-08-07 09:28  

#10  Some parents were baffled by the teacher's alleged first day debauchery.

Yikes... this is one case I'm not "Hot for Teacher," as the song goes. If only "some" partents are baffled when teach appears to work liquored up and pants down, more must be puzzled by school opening the first week of August -- right in the middle of the Oakie dirt farmer growing season.
Posted by: regular joe   2014-08-07 09:00  

#9  A fine example of the product produced by our educational curricula at prestigous colleges and universities.
Posted by: AlanC   2014-08-07 08:09  

#8  So, she's ready to get started, huh?
Posted by: ed in texas   2014-08-07 08:08  

#7  First day of school, new teacher, freshman hazing, drunk and oblivious...she was pantsed for sure.
Posted by: Skidmark   2014-08-07 06:36  

#6  Cabbage patch teacher?
Posted by: no mo uro   2014-08-07 05:01  

#5  On the other hand (being a former Special Ed. teacher for many years) there are the students who come to class completely stoned. It must be said in their defense that at least they keep their pants on. (Albeit some at kneecap length until informed otherwise).
Posted by: borgboy   2014-08-07 04:26  

#4  Well, at least she is not a potential rapist like all male (hetero) teachers.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2014-08-07 03:47  

#3  Ditto that! Definitely Not Safe For Sanity!
Posted by: CrazyFool   2014-08-07 01:23  

#2  Just a warning don't google and look for her. My eyes, my eyes
Posted by: Beavis   2014-08-07 00:47  

#1  Some parents were baffled by the teacher's alleged first day debauchery.

Cause everyone knows you need to wait till you get union protected tenure before you do this.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2014-08-07 00:16  

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