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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Yeti, Big Foot Debunked: DNA Reveals the Bear Facts
2014-07-03
[AnNahar] For those who believe in the yeti, the news can only be described as, well, abominable.

Science has cast its methodical eye on samples of hair reputed to have been left by the Himalayan snowman of legend... and determined they came from a bear or a goat.
Bummer. Another mystery turns out not to be so mysterious after all.
Similarly crushing disappointment lies in wait for those who believe in Big Foot, the yeti's North American counterpart; in the almasty, the elusive man of the Central Asian wastes; and in the orang pendek, a bipedal hominid reputed to roam the mountainous forests of Sumatra.

The evidence, reported in the British journal Proceedings of the Royal Society B, comes from DNA testing of hair samples attributed to "anomalous primates," a neutral term for these creatures of legend.

The probe added the firepower of biotechnology to a debate that has been raging for decades.

"On the one hand, numerous reports including eye-witness and footprint evidence, point to the existence of large unidentified primates in many regions of the world," its authors said.

"On the other, no bodies or recent fossils of such creatures have ever been authenticated," they said. "Modern science has largely avoided this field."

- Missing humans? -
Theories for "sightings" of yeti and co. have ranged from surviving Neanderthals and other minor branches of the human family tree, to a species of giant ape, Gigantopithecus.

The Sherlocks, led by University of Oxford genetics professor Bryan Sykes, sent out a request in May 2012 to museums and individual collectors -- including renowned mountaineer Reinhold Messner -- with samples of hair that reputedly came from "anomalous primates."

They received 30 hair samples in good enough shape to allow gene sequencing.

Three were said to be from yetis.

One of these was found to have come from a Southeast Asian goat called a serow (Capricornis sumatraensis).

The other two -- one from Ladakh in India and the other from Bhutan -- threw up an intriguing link in the DNA bank with... Ursus maritimus, or the polar bear.

The hairs likely came from a distant descendant of the polar bear or a local cross with a brown bear, the scientists suggested.

"If these bears are widely distributed in the Himalayas, they may well contribute to the biological foundation of the yeti legend, especially if, as reported by the hunter who shot the Ladakh specimen, they behave more aggressively towards humans than known indigenous bear species."

Eight samples attributed to the almasty came variously from the brown bear (Ursus arctos), or from cows, horses and racoons.

A single sample thought to have came from an orang pendek was traced to a Malaysian tapir (Tapirus indicus).

The 18 "Big Foot" samples were found to have a wide range of real world sources, ranging from the American black bear, raccoon and cow to a porcupine and either a wolf, coyote or dog.

Perhaps the biggest disappointment was a "Big Foot" tuft in Texas which turned out to have come from a hairy human -- a European, judging by the genetic match.

The authors throw down the gauntlet to the "cryptozoology community" -- those who believe in the existence of fabulous, hidden creatures -- to throw up more convincing evidence to back their assertions.

"The techniques described here put an end to decades of ambiguity about species identification of anomalous primate samples and set a rigorous standard against which to judge any future claims."
Posted by:trailing wife

#20  wished I'd shaved the back of a drunken night for a sample. I swear "she" was....
Posted by: Frank G   2014-07-03 16:29  

#19  I know I saw more than one squatch at the occupy wallstreet get together.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2014-07-03 14:58  

#18  So has anyone seen Moochelle lately?
maybe she is out wandering in the woods again and can generate more sightings....
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2014-07-03 14:10  

#17  Well - Polar Bears come from Ireland, and the Irish are everywhere. What's the big deal?
Posted by: Halliburton - Mysterious Conspiracy Division   2014-07-03 11:52  

#16  For Yeti stories, you can't beat The Web of Fear, one of the two Second Doctor stories recovered from Nigeria last year.
Posted by: Korora   2014-07-03 11:31  

#15  That is almost to much to bear....
Posted by: DarthVader   2014-07-03 11:07  

#14  "anomalous primates" - sounds like a family reunion with Mrs. Phester #1.
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2014-07-03 10:37  

#13  It's kinda like Hotblack Desiato, but more hoopy.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2014-07-03 10:26  

#12  Actually I suspect that it's another form of stalking, it's a reverse-psychology thing. I think I'll just continue to spend another decade nonexistant for tax purposes.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2014-07-03 10:25  

#11  Bipedal hominids unite! This is yet another attempt at racist voter suppression which we must vigorously fight.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-07-03 10:19  

#10  The Man is always trying to keep me down and debunk me.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2014-07-03 10:16  

#9  
Posted by: gorb   2014-07-03 09:48  

#8  I'd ask Thing from Snowy Mountain. He knows the truth.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2014-07-03 08:00  

#7  I am shocked, shocked to hear that those yokels who want to sell you this stuff are making it up.
Posted by: ed in texas   2014-07-03 07:18  

#6  Yeti gotta stay warm to 'ya know and it's not like they can shop LL Bean, so a nice brown bear coat looks like a good thing.
Posted by: Shipman   2014-07-03 06:57  

#5  Well, I'm rereading Larry Correia Monster Hunter books now...
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2014-07-03 02:50  

#4  I remember reading that one Bear species identified was thought to have gone extinct about 200,000 years ago.
Additionally his postulation that Zana could be from a relict, as opposed to modern, human group which migrated into the Caucasus 10k+ years ago is also intriguing.
Whatever the case, at least he had the eggs to bring his reputation and access to technology to the subject.
Posted by: jefe101   2014-07-03 02:28  

#3  Manbearpig lives!
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2014-07-03 00:40  

#2  More lies and misinformation from the Obama Administration.
Posted by: jvalentour   2014-07-03 00:20  

#1  Whoa, POLAR BEARS CAN WALK???

Who knew.

Sorry, but I sincerely believe I'd seen a de facto young bigfoot many years ago, + it was no bear.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2014-07-03 00:08  

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