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Shop Manager Pelted with Sex Toys in Australian Stick-Up
2014-06-10
[An Nahar] A shop manager was pelted with sex toys by an intruder wearing a wig and crotchless pants in an Australian erotica store stick-up, police said Sunday.

The man forced his way into the Brisbane adult shop through the roof just before 5:30 am on Saturday, setting off the alarm.

"Upon being disturbed the man threw a number of items he was attempting to steal out of his hands and proceeded to climb back through the roof," police said in a statement.

"Police located the man climbing down from the roof of the business."

According to local media reports, the intruder was wearing a wig, crotchless pants and a dress.

He was charged with break and enter and drug possession offences.

"There's definitely a funny side to it," the manager, Fiona Coldrick, told The Australian newspaper.

"Obviously what he was wearing was pretty amusing.

"You've got to see the lighter side of it."

It is the second sex store robbery in northern Australia this week.

On Thursday, a man crashed through the roof of a Cairns erotica outlet during a botched burglary, making off with a "Fantasy Fetish" pack which included a saddle. He was placed in durance vile
I ain't sayin' nuttin' widdout me mout'piece!
nearby and faced court on Friday.
Posted by:Fred

#8  "I can see by those crotchless pant's it's a small one".

"It's a robbery; I'm looking for a quick in and out."
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-06-10 18:39  

#7  I think he may have been disturbed before the theft.

Why they keep him on a short leash.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-06-10 18:32  

#6  "This is a stick-up". "I can see by those crotchless pant's it's a small one".
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2014-06-10 12:24  

#5  "Upon being disturbed the man threw a number of items he was attempting to steal..."

I think he may have been disturbed before the theft.

Posted by: Incredulous   2014-06-10 12:14  

#4  Nice addendum to my "Bucket List." Gotta start checking out the "War Zone" "Help Wanted" classifieds!
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2014-06-10 08:28  

#3   Man assaults brother with pot plants.

Despite the assaults using sex toys and pot plants, the left will not push for sex toy and pot control as it is a part of their personal freedom and they feel good about such things.
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-06-10 08:26  

#2  Another burglary... get out the pressure washer.
Posted by: ed in texas   2014-06-10 07:19  

#1  
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2014-06-10 07:13  

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