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Is Your Handshake As Dangerous As Smoking? |
2014-05-21 |
![]() But if infectious disease experts from UCLA have their way, my handshake may go the way of leeches and bloodletting -- replaced by a long distance wave or salute. A commentary in the Journal Of The American Medical Association says it's time to say goodbye to the handshake greeting in a health care setting. Or for that measure, goodbye to the goodbye handshake as well. Sure, a firm handshake can be seen as a sign of greeting and compassion, but it's also believed to be one of the easiest methods to transmit germs. We've actually believe this for a long time but perhaps there is new urgency in the mysterious new world of diseases like MERS. So the recommendation is to treat handshakes like smoking. In other words, since there are a lot of places that simply have smoke free zones, it seems like a good idea to have handshake free zones. So what they're saying is that smoking's no more dangerous than a handshake? That means educational programs, signage (I guess a stencil of a handshake with a big "X" through it), and perhaps penalties for violating the no-handshake policy. The authors write: "Removing the handshake from the healthcare setting may ultimately become recognized as an important way to protect the health of patients and caregivers, rather than a personal insult to whoever refuses another's hand." Removing all human contact seems to be the way to go. Don't you have to get closer than a handshake to beget children? (It's been so long I'm not sure anymore.) |
Posted by:Fred |
#13 enforce with |
Posted by: Lottomayor 2014-05-21 19:36 |
#12 Is Your Handshake As Dangerous As Smoking? YES! Both are low risk. |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2014-05-21 17:26 |
#11 And avoid snotty nozed kids from 3-12 years of age at all costs. Keep a 5 ft distance and enforce with Raid if necessary. |
Posted by: Shipman 2014-05-21 16:45 |
#10 I had the opportunity to mention this article to a post-op hospital nurse today (trailing daughter #1 had her wisdom teeth removed this morning). She immediately turned around and washed her hands before putting in her sterile gloves... then removing the bloody gauze from td#1's mouth. Possible MERS pandemic avoided. ;-) |
Posted by: trailing wife 2014-05-21 16:21 |
#9 Oh, ferchrissakes. If you're that afraid of catching something, (1) shake hands (unless the other person has an obvious skin disease, in which case he shouldn't be offering his hand) (2) keep your hands away from your face (particularly eyes and nose) (3) use hand sanitizer at the first opportunity (4) GROW UP |
Posted by: Barbara 2014-05-21 15:55 |
#8 Will will eventually be pushed towards bowing, peasants bow deep, our betters can just do a head nod. That would make Washington happy. |
Posted by: rjschwarz 2014-05-21 14:40 |
#7 Only if you believe in ironic beards. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2014-05-21 11:42 |
#6 Spooky, are you sure about that "slowly"? |
Posted by: AlanC 2014-05-21 10:04 |
#5 Body condoms - that's the ticket! |
Posted by: Pappy 2014-05-21 09:13 |
#4 I s'pose I could get behind a return to gloves as a fashion/health statement, but I refuse to go so far as lady's hats. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2014-05-21 09:12 |
#3 We are slowly but surely headed toward Demolition Man (the movie), a liberal's utopia. |
Posted by: OldSpook 2014-05-21 06:31 |
#2 So glad handing politicians are going to suffer a Darwinian Doom? |
Posted by: 3dc 2014-05-21 02:09 |
#1 Shoot me. |
Posted by: gorb 2014-05-21 01:35 |