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Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Canada plans to invade Syria: Revealed
2014-04-16
[Iran Press TV] The pro-Israeli government of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is making diplomatic and military preparations for military intervention in Syria, leaked documents show.
Yep. And they're going to send in spy squirrels to prepare the battlefield. Nobody expects the squirrel inquisition!
Canada's National Defense has drawn up at least five scenarios for the country's military mission in Syria, according to documents obtained by the Ottawa Citizen.

In one scenario, Canada recognizes "a legitimate armed opposition group" fighting to overthrow the government of Syrian Hereditary President-for-Life Bashir Pencilneck al-Assad
Lord of the Baath...
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To justify a war on Syria, the National Defense alludes to "the rapidly deteriorating conditions in Syria, its impact on neighboring countries and ... the importance of Middle East stability."

Daniel Blouin, front man for the National Defense, has described such plans as "routine to significant international events."

Separate documents reveal that Canada has been training alternatives to Assad's government.
Posted by:Fred

#6  Its probably that Rosanne marathon again. Season 8 is a toughy I'm told.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-04-16 10:26  

#5  Diversionary news blurb. Real target: <LINK>
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2014-04-16 09:57  

#4  What kind of sad person wakes up periodically and announces to himself, "Today I need to be a chew toy"?

Our poet laureate has set the tone. Think of this as an odd sort of kindness.
Posted by: trailing wife   2014-04-16 08:56  

#3  The Canucks are all vigorous, rollicking
Lumberjacks and jills fruitfully frolicking
Over mountain and prairie!
That's the rule, but some vary,
And require Yanks' poetical bollocking.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2014-04-16 08:18  

#2  [Usual drivel from our Canadian Commie troll removed.]
Posted by: Jerkface Killa   2014-04-16 07:11  

#1  No one e-v-a-r! suspects the Canadians.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2014-04-16 00:54  

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