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Ape Predicts Seahawks Will Win Super Bowl
2014-01-31
A Utah ape that has correctly picked the Super Bowl winner for six straight years predicted Thursday that the Seattle Seahawks will be the next NFL champion.

Eli the ape ran into an enclosure Thursday morning and swiftly knocked down a papier-mache helmet bearing the Seahawks logo, signaling his pick, said Erica Hansen of Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City.

"He made his pick without any hesitation," Hansen said.
That could mean bad news for Broncos fans. The 13-year-old primate hasn't been wrong since 2006.
What's the probability of the ape being right 6 times in a row? I get about 1.5 chance in 100. Maybe the ape knows something. How is he on predicting presidential elections?
Can he survive an IRS audit?
Posted by:JohnQC

#5  I'm betting on the Broncos. In east Tennessee, Payton is golden.
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-01-31 20:11  

#4  Riding the bus back to the scenic Pac NW today there were 2 brave broco-ettes wearing orange Bronco t shirts. said they were coming to a Superbowl party. Watched them @ Sea Tac for an hour, not one well behaved #12 said or did anything other than good natured chatter.

Posted by: USN, Ret.   2014-01-31 19:50  

#3  Well, this Steve DeBerg Chief says Broncos.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2014-01-31 18:39  

#2  Archie says differently.
Posted by: Lowspark   2014-01-31 11:25  

#1  Hopefully Eli's 'lunch money' account is current.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-01-31 09:35  

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