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| 2014-01-03 |
| MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) -- Some deliciously underdressed women will be bringing new meaning to the term "iceberg lettuce" on Nicollet Mall in downtown Minneapolis this Thursday afternoon. The two ladies will be wearing bikinis made from the vegetable, and yes, they'll be wearing them outside during a day when the high temperature is expected to stall out at zero degrees. Very nippley out there. The "Lettuce Ladies" will be braving the cold temperatures on behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). They will be holding signs urging people to celebrate a new year by "turning over a new leaf" and going vegan. Sorry, ladies, I haven't yet found a vegetable that tastes as good as a steak. The two have done this in other cities as well, trying to push people toward adapting a vegan diet, which they argue is not only more humane but also the healthier option. Just look at all the pasty-faced shrub nibblers. The women will be handing out hot cocoa and advice on the corner of 9th Street South and Nicollet Mall starting at noon. According to calculations from the National Weather Service, at a temperature of zero degrees Fahrenheit, frostbite can occur on exposed skin within 30 minutes if the winds reach speeds of 15 miles per hour. |
| Posted by:Deacon Blues |
| #14 I like my food to have parents |
| Posted by: USN, Ret. 2014-01-03 20:06 |
| #13 Sounds like a Honeymoon salad. Just lettuce alone. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2014-01-03 18:46 |
| #12 Release the rabbits! |
| Posted by: gorb 2014-01-03 18:24 |
| #11 M: Too many free radicals. That's your problem. James Bond: "Free radicals," sir? M: Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread and too many dry martinis! James Bond: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir. |
| Posted by: European Conservative 2014-01-03 15:09 |
| #10 They will regale their customers with that old song "Lettuce Entertain You" |
| Posted by: Frozen Al 2014-01-03 14:49 |
| #9 Muck4Doo was a frequent commentor here with a very unique style. He loved the Lettuce Ladies. He has a blog called Meatismurder . |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2014-01-03 11:36 |
| #8 And here I thought the meat dress was bad. |
| Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2014-01-03 11:32 |
| #7 Muck4Doo and "pasty-faced shrub nibblers". I like where this is going |
| Posted by: Rex Mundi 2014-01-03 11:18 |
| #6 They looked like cabbage leaves to me- sturdier. |
| Posted by: Grunter 2014-01-03 10:44 |
| #5 Their bras were made of iceberg lettuce. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2014-01-03 08:58 |
#4  No, that's not normal, that's NUTS ! |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2014-01-03 07:20 |
| #3 Flashback! |
| Posted by: Shipman 2014-01-03 07:05 |
| #2 Sounds like a fitter we have here. I never saw this information. Well, I was involved after breast removal. My luck. |
| Posted by: Dale 2014-01-03 05:39 |
| #1 The "Lettuce Ladies" aka "The Pointer Sisters" according to the Areola Size Chart perhaps given the temperature, the size of a quarter or half-dollar. |
| Posted by: George Alowishus Hatrack III 2014-01-03 00:28 |
