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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Has Kerry Lost His Mind?
2014-01-02
[Ynet] US secretary of state is determined to end Mideast conflict. What if he succeeds?

US Secretary of State John F. I was in Vietnam, you know Kerry
Former Senator-for-Life from Massachussetts, self-defined war hero, speaker of French, owner of a lucky hat, conqueror of Cambodia, and current Secretary of State...
 has lost his mind: He appears to be completely serious about getting both sides, the Israeli and the Paleostinian, to sign some kind of interim and temporary deal, which should eventually lead to reconciliation and agreement between the two people. John Kerry has gone mad: He wants to succeed where his dozen predecessors, governments and countries have failed.
Posted by:trailing wife

#18  Hey! Leave him alone! He has a legacy to build, too, yaknow!

Another lefty dream about to crash and burn.
Posted by: Bobby   2014-01-02 15:13  

#17  Mind? Kerry? HA,H, ha, ha, He's like a windows program, follows the same routine regardless.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2014-01-02 13:49  

#16  ...the successor to the Holy Roman Empire, only without the Hapsburgs and the nifty uniforms and the dancing...

And which, as my history teacher used to say, was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.
Posted by: DoDo   2014-01-02 13:12  

#15  I wasn't aware that he had one to lose.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble

Very funny, NS!!
Posted by: Deacon Blues

Has Kerry Lost His Mind?

Kerry has one but he only takes it out for special ocassions...like St Patrick's Day, He has to keep it pickled, he learned that in Heinz sight.


Posted by: George Alowishus Hatrack III   2014-01-02 12:45  

#14  Very funny, NS!!
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2014-01-02 11:11  

#13  He helped sell 28 or so million people into serfdom back in the 70's but everyone's so surprised when he turns around and does something like this.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2014-01-02 09:11  

#12  Besoeker,

Hillary is no longer Secretary of State. Time to move on.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2014-01-02 09:07  

#11  I wasn't aware that he had one to lose.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2014-01-02 09:04  

#10  Bibi has a colon polyp removed but he just keeps coming back
Posted by: Frank G   2014-01-02 08:35  

#9  Now let's not start in with that is zero a number again. We all know he doesn't have a mind, just and empty void.

As for the Paleos, kill every single one of them on a Fatah, Hamas, whatever membership list. They resigned from the human race, we should oblige their plea for leaving the gene pool
Posted by: Silentbrick - Schlumberger Squishy Mud Division   2014-01-02 08:27  

#8  I blame a nutritional imbalance.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-01-02 08:19  

#7  devoting his body and soul to this mission

Well his body ain't worth squat and he has never had a soul so nothing will come of this other than pain, frustration and misery for Israelis, Paleos and Americans....kinda like all the output of Obastards regime.
Posted by: AlanC   2014-01-02 08:18  

#6  Many more like Kerry will come:

In those days, august institutions such as EPA and OSHA were not around to provide the benighted with sage advice on what to produce, and what not to produce. We probably will never be in a position to make that same mistake again. We have been redeemed, enlightened, and protected from our innate ignorance and stupidity, by a self-anointed elite claiming a higher and purer form of wisdom.

Yes, I stole that from an e-mail tag.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-01-02 08:01  

#5  Well said, JFM. But I fear the only thing that will come out of Kerry's shuttle diplomacy (haven't heard that term in a while!)will be even more aid to the Paleos.
Posted by: Bobby   2014-01-02 07:36  

#4  There is only one formula for having peace in Midele East: cutting all aid to the Palestinians. In fact I would even demand a refund of the sid they have received since 1948 (sixty five years and counting) since it was given for development and they have spent it for Jihad.

The fact is: Palestinians have zero interest in making peace because they know we will feed and cloth them. They can spend the whole day scratching their b..s or building Kassams and know they will be able to eat that day. Eat far better than many subsaharians. They know that when Israel takes action against their acts of warfare we will rebuild everything Israel has destroyed and more. So why would they make peace? Why would they stop indoctrinating their children for finishing Hitler's work? They simply have no reason for it.

Now. Are the Hindus expelled by the Pakistanis still in refugee camps? The Grek Cypriots expelled by the Trurks? The Poles expelled by the Russians after WWII and the Germans expelled by the Poles? No! All of them are having productive lives instead of trying to place bombs in maternities.

\sarcasm_on Oh and in case the Palestinians really end in duress I am suuuuuuure oil-rich Arab countries will gladly accept to skip installing air-conditionning in their harms in order to save money for their Palestinian brotrhers \sarcasm_off.

Handling aid to the Palestinians has to stop now
Posted by: JFM   2014-01-02 05:54  

#3  Time to make that phone call to Vlad, Bibi.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2014-01-02 04:39  

#2  Is he going to nuke the Paleos until they glow bright enough that they can be seen from Teheran?
Posted by: gorb   2014-01-02 01:29  

#1  100 security professionals are working on the formula which will satisfy the Israeli and Paleostinian delegations

Somehow, the fact that one side is still determined to fight the other to the last drop of blood does not bode well for success.
Posted by: SteveS   2014-01-02 01:04  

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