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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Christmas Eve robber beaten, stripped of clothes
2014-01-01
[KTVU] Oklahoma City Police responded to an armed robbery call at Head Honchos hair salon around midnight on the morning of Christmas Eve.
Click thru to see Corneilyus' picture, which is priceless.
Police tossed in the slammer
Maw! They're comin' to get me, Maw!
23-year-old Corneilyus Howeth for robbery with a firearm. Howeth also had a prior felony arrest.

Howeth forced the employees of the salon inside, telling them to empty their pockets. But when another employee distracted him,
"Psst! Flash him, Sadie!"
"Hey, Big Boy! Ever seen any of these?"

the owner of the salon tackled Howeth.
"Hokey smoke!"
[TACKLE!]

The two fought for the gun for a short time before other employees stepped in and helped take the gun from Howeth.
"Don't put 'em away yet, Sadie!"
"Hokey smoke!"
[GRAB!]

The employees then stripped Howeth of his clothes
"Just another couple minutes, Sadie!"
"These things are gettin' cold!"
[RIP!]
"Oboy! Oboy!"

to make sure he wasn't hiding more weapons
"No more artillery! You can put 'em away, Sadie!"
"'Bout time!"

and threw him outside.
"Give 'im the bum's rush, Shirl!"
[TOSS!]
"Hey!"

Police showed up shortly thereafter to take Howeth into custody.
"You have the right to remain nekkid... I mean silent... Say, buddy: You cold?"
Posted by:Fred

#5  Okalahoma City has late night barber shops?

Ima thinkern "Christmas party." But who knows - mebbe there was a last minute demand for perms.
Posted by: Pappy   2014-01-01 21:50  

#4  That could have been O's son.
Posted by: Dale   2014-01-01 16:09  

#3  "If I had a son, he wouldn't be nekkid..."
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2014-01-01 13:23  

#2  looks like he fell up and down the stairs a couple times
Posted by: Frank G   2014-01-01 12:05  

#1  New Orleans gots your basic 24 hour combination laundromat and daiquiri bar, Okalahoma City has late night barber shops?
Posted by: Shipman   2014-01-01 05:59  

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