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Great White North
Canada Vows to Defend Santa Claus
2013-12-12
[An Nahar] Canada vowed Tuesday to defend the North Pole and Santa Claus, insisting the mythical figure is a citizen, after Russia ordered its military to step up its Arctic presence.

Paul Calandra, parliamentary secretary to the prime minister, cited Canada's claim of the North Pole to bash an opposition party in Parliament.

"We are defending the north further by making a claim on the North Pole," he said.

"We know that the (opposition) Liberals do not think that the North Pole or Santa Claus are in Canada. We do. We are going to make sure that we protect them as best we can."

Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau agreed, saying: "Everyone knows that Santa Claus is Canadian.

"His postal code is H0H 0H0," he said, alluding to a mailing address assigned to Santa by Canada Post. The postal service responds each year to tens of thousands of children's letters from around the world addressed to Santa Claus, North Pole, H0H 0H0, Canada.
Posted by:Fred

#4  ...well, it was either Canada or France...my Loonie is on Canada...
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2013-12-12 16:40  

#3  Well, the Russkis are all gonna get lumps of coal - dirty-burning, soot-belching, CO2-producing, global-warming coal - in their stockings in a couple of weeks. I'm with the Canadians. And Santa.
Posted by: Bobby   2013-12-12 16:22  

#2  Damn, I want some of the Nation Juice Canada is drinking.
Posted by: Shipman   2013-12-12 10:10  

#1  Whoa - the Russians want control of Santa's Milk-n-Cookies ...

Who knew???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2013-12-12 00:37  

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