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2013-11-24 |
![]() As if paranormal investigators didn't have a hard enough time already, what with never being able to prove the existence of ghosts on any of their tv shows, now a group of them have destroyed a rich piece of Louisiana history by setting fire to a 160 year old plantation. Everyone knows the way to make ghosts appear is by setting fir to the building. The suspects told authorities that they snuck into the Lebeau Plantation in order to investigate claims that the building was haunted. I seen the ghosts my own self! Unfortunately for everyone, many news outlets reported that these ghost hunters had more in common with Shaggy and Scooby than with Fred and Velma, because instead of actually solving any mysteries they just got wrecked on cheap weed and cheaper beer. Cheep weed exists? Who knew? Then they accidentally set fire to the building. Hey, Vern. You see what I see? No, gimmie some more of that cheep weed. Now I see it. By the time police showed up to the plantation at around 2am, the building was fully engulfed in flames. All 7 men were arrested and charged with arson, burglary and criminal damage over $50,000. This is devastating loss to the community," Fire Chief Thomas Stone said. "It's a fire chief's worst nightmare." Fortunately, there were no casualties in the blaze, aside from the enjoyment of a historical location by future generations." |
Posted by:Deacon Blues |
#11 Interesting factoid: Arabi, St. Bernard, was named after Ahmed Orabi. |
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2013-11-24 21:28 |
#10 With all the money that's been spent rebuilding the Greater Nawlins Area, you'd think they'd refrain from trying to burn it down. |
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2013-11-24 20:34 |
#9 I found it on Google Earth. It's here: link. Down in St. Bernard., but at the upper end. |
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2013-11-24 20:23 |
#8 Hmmm, this is light weight stuff. The idiot of the week/month/year should be a group portrait of all of the useful idiots that agreed to that ghastly agreement with the mullahs in Iran. |
Posted by: Bill Clinton 2013-11-24 20:08 |
#7 Probably a developer in there somewhere. |
Posted by: Pappy 2013-11-24 20:07 |
#6 I also favor the barely standing structures, they fight back against time. |
Posted by: Shipman 2013-11-24 19:20 |
#5 #2 These guys don't even rate to the stupidity we the voting taxpayer are allowing to happen in this country. When you're right, you're right. I'd still like to strap these cats to an unlit bonfire and let 'em sweat for a while, before drowning them in the freezing river. I like rickety old buildings. |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2013-11-24 19:02 |
#4 Are you sure it was not chief Thomas Stone dressed as a ghost who set the fire? It is always the first person shaggy and scooby meet that is the real villain. |
Posted by: Airandee 2013-11-24 18:50 |
#3 Feed them to the 'gators. |
Posted by: Secret Asian Man 2013-11-24 16:59 |
#2 The idiot of the years is the US taxpayer. These guys don't even rate to the stupidity we the voting taxpayer are allowing to happen in this country. But like those dopers looking for ghosts, we are getting what we deserved. Now we have to hope we can survive the change. |
Posted by: 49 Pan 2013-11-24 16:28 |
#1 G-d damn them. I don't have the heart to read more now, but if they aren't hipster carpetbagger muthabastids I'll eat a hi-hat. On the bright side, one can imagine prompt poetic justice in a sane parallel universe. |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2013-11-24 14:21 |