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PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH IS RACIST |
2013-11-22 |
h/t Instapundit Did you know that eating or even talking about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich could be considered racist? ThatÂ’s right. Apparently, itÂ’s because people in some cultures donÂ’t eat sandwich bread. Verenice Gutierrez, principal of Harvey Scott K-8 School in Portland explained in and interview with the Portland Tribune: Time for Macdonough's Song? |
Posted by:g(r)omgoru |
#19 It is only considered racist if it is on white bread. |
Posted by: airandee 2013-11-22 19:04 |
#18 Next twill be the mighty BLT??? |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2013-11-22 18:57 |
#17 What (I think) I remember from way back, Au Auric (#10), was Carver found a zillion uses for the peanut. I suppose it's a short hop from that to the "invention" of peanut putter. He would've been my guess, so I 'ppreciate the lesson. |
Posted by: Bobby 2013-11-22 14:38 |
#16 I actually like almond butter instead of peanut butter on my sammiches, using Dave's Killer Bread. |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2013-11-22 14:21 |
#15 We have to admit McCarthy was right about the infiltration of the media and the universities by communists and leftists (is there a difference?) The reason McCarthy was demonized was because he exposed them and the media turned on him in fear of being exposed for what they are. |
Posted by: Bill Clinton 2013-11-22 13:44 |
#14 McCarthyism by commies using Race instead of commie hunters using Communism. Only the Commie hunters were right... |
Posted by: Ptah 2013-11-22 12:52 |
#13 Racism is one of the Left's holy religious sacraments. Notice how, like the Medieval period when everything from daily life to any functional action of society or culture revolved around the Church, everything today for the Left revolves around racism. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2013-11-22 12:09 |
#12 So now the PBJ stands for pita, beans and jalapeno? |
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305 2013-11-22 11:58 |
#11 Look at this effn racist dailymail October 15. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2013-11-22 11:50 |
#10 George Washington Carver was often credited with the invention of peanut butter. While he may have made peanut butter, the preparation arose in other cultures independently. The Aztecs were known to have made it from ground peanuts in the 15th century, and Marcellus Gilmore Edson was awarded U.S. Patent 306,727 (for its manufacture) in 1884, when Carver was 20. Marcellus Gilmore Edson ...... George Washington Carver except Obamacare |
Posted by: Au Auric 2013-11-22 11:42 |
#9 They have YOUR kids in their clutches. |
Posted by: Guillibaldo McCoy1948 2013-11-22 11:32 |
#8 On the third day of Creation, God created peanut butter. |
Posted by: Alaska Paul 2013-11-22 11:20 |
#7 Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita. I think kids are capable of grasping the similarity between pita and sandwich bread. Al |
Posted by: Frozen Al 2013-11-22 11:13 |
#6 Another thing I love that makes me a racist. Soon they will say only extremists eat PB&J. Then my racist/extremist monicer will be complete.... |
Posted by: 49 pan 2013-11-22 11:13 |
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Posted by: Yosemite Sam 2013-11-22 11:03 |
#4 Who knew that a peanut butter and jelly sammich has more IQ points that a Portland principal. |
Posted by: Bobby 2013-11-22 07:42 |
#3 #1 Shh! Don't tell any of these idiots that peanut butter was invented by a black guy! That would give them all heart attacks! Also, jelly is practically jam. You wanna take the jam out of schools? Saint Michael, pray for us! And bread? Who talks about bread? Jesus. Okay, skip that, even if he was black. Who else? Hippies, who got it from beatniks [beep], who got it from Cab Calloway. Some brother, anyway. So you got some jammin-ass pumpernickel [beepbeep] jellyroll peanut butter sandwitches [beepbeepbeep], and you wanna take 'em away from schoolkids? Uh. Huh. Feel like I'm back at a school board meeting. |
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220 2013-11-22 06:19 |
#2 George Washington Carver ? !!!....who knew? |
Posted by: Spereting Tingle4064 2013-11-22 04:48 |
#1 But, but, some places don't know what peanut butter is! And in some places bread is offensive somehow? Or maybe the kids are too stupid to figure out what bread is? Or is their self-esteem harmed because they don't have bread? Are we teaching anybody that they should be hypersensitive to . . . the existence of bread? Help. I must be missing something. Shh! Don't tell any of these idiots that peanut butter was invented by a black guy! That would give them all heart attacks! Oh, I just had an idea on how to make the world a better place . . . . |
Posted by: gorb 2013-11-22 01:26 |