Comments

You have commented 358 times on Rantburg.

Your Name

Your e-mail (optional)

Website (optional)

	My Original Nic Pic-a-Nic Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Foto

Submit your comments on this article

-Short Attention Span Theater-

Miley twerks dwarf

2013-11-11

[HOSTED.AP.ORG] In an unabashed - and likely successful - bid for attention, singer Miley Cyrus smoked a joint on stage and twerked with a dwarf during the MTV Europe Music Awards.

The 20-year old singer also won the Best Video award for her hit song "Wrecking Ball."

Sunday's strong lineup of performers also included Eminem and Katy Perry.

Cyrus opened the space-themed show singing the song "We Can't Stop," while wearing a silver spandex suit and gyrating her buttocks in the move known as twerking.

Marijuana is not legal in the Netherlands, but smokers can't be prosecuted for possession of small amounts and it is sold openly in cafes known euphemistically as "coffee shops."

Posted by:Fred

#10 Somebody did JohnQC:

Posted by: swksvolFF 2013-11-11 19:57

#9 Where's the hook that kindly pulls her off the stage before she has a chance to make too much of a fool of herself? Honestly, this girl acts like she is a few bricks short of a load.

Posted by: JohnQC 2013-11-11 18:58

#8 What am I missing?

First, she str!p>er dancing, not twerking. At the first one her backup dancers were doing it.

Second, she needs a booty larger than a hinge. Dang, I've seen pinewood derby races with more curves.

Third, I don't think she is a natural dancer..well trained and in shape, dedicated, but she is as smooth as those wind up robot toys after being left in the rain - compared to natural dancers.

Fourth, whoever did her teeth made her look like she has in granny dentures.

Fifth, as P2K said but I would have stopped at five. Coming from the entertainment beauty pool she is a toe dip, there really is not an it..other than another teenage star burnout story...smoking a j in Neder, dry humping a dwarf. Yawn. She's not the first entertainer to get naked and put balls between the legs, amIright Tom Cruise?

Posted by: swksvolFF 2013-11-11 17:28

#7 ...the twenty dollar self inflicted tax that goes with the lap version?

Posted by: Procopius2k 2013-11-11 16:50

#6 Twerking appears to be a stand-up version of a lapdance. What am I missing?

Posted by: rjschwarz 2013-11-11 15:13

#5 twerk? thought it was being a jerk on twitter

Posted by: Angique Cratch5689 2013-11-11 14:29

#4 I thought I learned what twerking was at Rantburg University last quarter, but clearly, there is a Twerking II class I need to sign up for.

BTW, isn't dwarf one of those bad words?

Posted by: Bobby 2013-11-11 13:57

#3 Dear Europe,
Just in case you are not familiar with the twerk, she isn't really doing it very well.

Its not supposed to look like a worm going onto a fish hook.

Posted by: swksvolFF 2013-11-11 13:43

#2 Another in an almost unbroken string of examples why no one should ever take advice of any kind from entertainers.

Posted by: Iblis 2013-11-11 10:55

#1 Miley Cyrus is an example of "Your Brains on Drugs".

Yes, she is very wealthy financially, but she is a very poor human, an example of hedonistic depravity, which has no bounds.

A deep abyss awaits in her future.

Posted by: Galactic Coordinator Thrineng1809 2013-11-11 09:49

00:00