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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Chain Saw Massacre Averted At Nevada County Bar When Man's Weapon Stalls
2013-11-02
[SACRAMENTO.CBSLOCAL] An Auburn man brought a chain saw to a bar fight after an argument over inappropriately touching another man's chest, Nevada County Sheriff's Deputies said.

Stinky Mulligan's Bar was turned into a real-life haunted house when deputies said Weston Cecil Burton, 31, touched another man's chest.

When the victim slapped Burton in the face and pushed him down, Burton allegedly went and grabbed his chain saw from his truck, started it up, and brought it into the bar.

"This place is so wackadoodle, that only in a small town could you get something like this," said Brian Lowenthal, who runs the shopping center.

Even a man in a skull mask is spooked by what happened.

"I thought I was funny when I read it in the newspaper, but when I thought about it, I don't like that bar anymore," he said.

Not surprisingly, nobody in the bar was eager to step up to stop the suspect wielding his weapon.

But before Burton could do any damage to his victim, witnesses say his chain saw stalled, and cut out.

That's when patrons jumped in and grabbed the chain saw. Burton took off, but he left his credit card at the bar.
OK, boys. It look's like drinks are on...Weston Cecil Burton.
He was later tossed in the clink
Maw! They're comin' to get me, Maw!
on charges of assault with a deadly weapon. He posted bond and was released from the Nevada County Jail.
Posted by:Fred

#8  Yes, Skidmark. It was out in the boondocks, not San Francisco.
Posted by: Abu Uluque   2013-11-02 12:50  

#7  inappropriately touching another man's chest
in CA?
Posted by: Skidmark   2013-11-02 12:02  

#6  "He posted bond and was released from the Nevada County Jail.".... and returned to the Sierra Saw Power Equipment Company in Auburn, where he began shopping for his replacement chain saw and later he rented a copy of the Texas Chain Saw Massacre knowing he needed to brush-up on his techniques...

Posted by: Au Auric   2013-11-02 11:37  

#5  Another life saved by ethanol in the gas. Just rotted out those seals and wouldn't work after that.
Posted by: AlanC   2013-11-02 10:39  

#4  cheez whattya do there, fort up at the billiard ball return and use the bridge as a pike, aim for knuckles and nose, make a stone face and sling the 8?
Posted by: swksvolFF   2013-11-02 10:03  

#3  Preventative maintenance, people. Preventative maintenance.
And don't forget to check the fuel level.
Posted by: SteveS   2013-11-02 02:03  

#2  ...will be interested to see the "open carry" chainsaw limitations that will be henceforth in effect in Nevada County, CA...
Posted by: Uncle Phester   2013-11-02 01:38  

#1  Stinky Mulligans ------------ check
Poulan ---------------------- check
Slaps ----------------------- check
Chest touching -------------- check
Wackadoodle ----------------- check
Skull Mask ------------------ check

Okay, run as is.
Posted by: Shipman   2013-11-02 01:33  

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