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Australian woman loses bid for compensation for sex injury while on work trip |
2013-10-30 |
![]() Keep this in mind next time you get fired up in Kansas City... The bureaucrat, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was hospitalised in November 2007 after a glass light fitting above a bed she was having sex in fell onto her face injuring her nose and mouth. "Owwww! It broke by node! By node id broke!" The woman also suffered psychological injury. "Owww! By psyche! By psyche id broke!" The woman was visiting a regional office observing the budget review process, meeting regional staff and undertaking training -- and staying in a motel room booked by her employer. They left the light on for her... According to the court transcript the fitting was pulled from its mount either by the woman or by her acquaintance. "Harold! Don't swing from the... [CRASH!]" The important test case was brought by Comcare, the government's insurer, which said it centred on whether the woman was "considered 'in the course of employment' for workers' compensation purposes." "Yer honor, her contract of employment don't say nothin' about no damn chandeliers!" "It wudn't a chandelier! It wuz a light fixture!" The ruling, which would have flow-on effects for other compensation cases, shows that in order to be eligible for compensation Australian workers must be "expressly or impliedly induced or encouraged by the employer" to undertake an activity which leads to injury. So if it'd been her boss swinging from the chandelier she'd have been covered? |
Posted by:Fred |
#9 If the sex is good enough to destroy the room, that should be compensation enough. |
Posted by: Galactic Coordinator Slutch8244 2013-10-30 22:24 |
#8 Relieved to hear it was only facial injuries. I was expecting some horror story from the Anals of Workman's Comp. |
Posted by: SteveS 2013-10-30 19:35 |
#7 Well fuck... |
Posted by: DarthVader 2013-10-30 15:50 |
#6 ...forgot to put a "relief cut" into the bungees...? |
Posted by: Uncle Phester 2013-10-30 13:38 |
#5 a glass light fitting above a bed she was having sex in fell onto her face injuring her nose and mouth. I guess this was a real wall banging moment. Al |
Posted by: frozen Al 2013-10-30 13:14 |
#4 Now we can expect to see warning labels on ceiling fans... |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2013-10-30 13:12 |
#3 Compensation denied: Regardless of the speed setting, ceiling fan motors and mounts were never designed for wicker basket chair attachments. |
Posted by: Besoeker 2013-10-30 13:00 |
#2 I know what they'd say here in East Tennessee, Bill. "Howdy, Sis." |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2013-10-30 12:57 |
#1 Whew, that's a relief. I was afraid the injury was more intimate...or something. Geez, how embarrassing. Imagine what her husband/boyfriend/lover said when she got home with the black eye and the missing tooth... |
Posted by: Bill Clinton 2013-10-30 11:43 |