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Bank error makes restaurant manager the world's first ever trillionaire |
2013-10-05 |
![]() But when Reggie Theus discovered he had become a trillionaire thanks to a bank error, he decided to make life easy for his fellow Americans, and offered to pay of the national debt. Sadly for the country, the bank realised its mistake, and soon took away the East Texan's $4,000,000,000,000 - dashing the States' hope of an easy fix for their financial crisis. Mr Theus, a restaurant manager, didn't throw caution to the wind and quit his job, thankfully - he still turned up and was busy waiting on tables and co-ordinating his staff. He told KLTV: 'I was definitely surprised when I looked in my account and saw that much money in there. 'I looked it up and there's never been a trillionaire before.' The bank, which asked their customer not to identify them, had made the error during an online banking update. |
Posted by:Fred |
#4 Oh is Soros going to be pissed. He wanted to be first. |
Posted by: 3dc 2013-10-05 12:51 |
#3 Goldman Sachs is over -> |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2013-10-05 11:31 |
#2 I guess the Fed got mixed up and put their latest 'creation' in the wrong account. |
Posted by: Glenmore 2013-10-05 08:34 |
#1 Doubly bad. 1/ they don't understand wrapping in binary (2^42 mantissa, 18bit exponent?) 2/ MUCH WORSE! They didn't check to make sure the balances balanced! This money was created ex-nihilo which shouldn't be possible. |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2013-10-05 07:32 |