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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Today's Idiot
2013-09-23
RICHMOND — An Indianapolis man was tossed in the clink on two felony counts after failing to pay his bill Thursday night at a Richmond restaurant.

But police say this was not a simple dine-and-dash case.

Philip D. Smith, 46, was charged with one count of theft and one count of impersonating a police officer, both Class D felonies.

According to a police report, Smith finished dining at ApplebeeÂ’s on RichmondÂ’s east side when he told his server that he did not have money to pony up. He then allegedly displayed a badge, said he was a police officer and asked to go to an ATM to get money.
And the disembodied lips ruined other patrons' appetites.
Authorities said employees at ApplebeeÂ’s called police to report the incident after Smith came not back to pay his bill.

“(The employees) took down his license plate number before he left and when he didn’t come back, they called and we had officers that were able to locate the vehicle,” RPD Capt. Tom Porfidio said.

According to police, the badge that Smith displayed was a security badge and not a police-issued badge.

Smith was released from the Wayne County Jail after posting two hundred fifty pics of Ben Franklin. The range for each Class D felony conviction is six months to three years and a $10,000 fine.
Posted by:Korora

#7  "Your life must really suck if you can't afford to pay a one person tab at Applebee's"

Who said he couldn't afford to pay?

He's just another cheapskate thief out to take what isn't his.
Posted by: Barbara   2013-09-23 18:27  

#6  We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse - then things just keep getting worse :-(
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-09-23 15:16  

#5  Practice makes perfect, Raj dear.
Posted by: trailing wife   2013-09-23 06:35  

#4  I have nothing on tu3031 & Frank G, just to name two...
Posted by: Raj   2013-09-23 00:40  

#3  Many hours left in the day, but that looks like snark 'o the day for sure...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2013-09-23 00:34  

#2  Your life must really suck if you can't afford to pay a one person tab at Applebee's...
Posted by: Raj   2013-09-23 00:30  

#1  Don't write bad checks or skip out on chits down south. They still handle it the old fashioned way, even if it would make Bernanke or Krugman blush...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2013-09-23 00:24  

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